The next day I was busied about a multitude of things. The story had
already got about, thanks, I imagine, to the people at the hotel; as a
consequence I was inundated with inquiries, to some of which I was
compelled to give personal attention. For instance, Morris
Acrodato--grown old, but still relentless--came, assuring me that he
had that unfortunate bill of Twickenham's in his pocket, and wanting
to know--if he did not take out a warrant to arrest the corpse, if his
claim would be favourably considered by the succeeding peer. Over and
over again both Reggie and I had begged Foster to pay him what he
asked, and so silence him so far as he could be silenced; but with
equal persistency he had retorted by requesting us to furnish him with
Twickenham's instructions to do as we desired. So after fifteen years
Acrodato was still waiting for his money or his man. A portentous sum
the amount which he demanded had become. Although I laughed at his
notion of arresting a dead man--we are not in Sheridan's days, when a
corpse was seizable--I had no hesitation in giving him my personal
assurance that all should be done for him which equity called for. He
rather pulled a face at my allusion to equity, that being hardly the
point of view from which he wished his case to be regarded.
Try as I would, I could not get through the things which had to be
done at anything like the rate which I desired, the result being that
the afternoon was already well advanced before I was able to make my
promised visit to Cortin's Hotel.
I realised, with a sense of shock, that a hearse stood before the
door. What had happened? I looked at my watch. It was after six. The
train which was to bear the coffin to Cressland was due to start in
something like an hour. What an idiot I had been! Better have left
everything else undone rather than run the risk of being too late.
Suppose the undertaker's men were already in the room, and Mr.
Babbacombe--mistaking the cause of my non-arrival, and setting it down
as intentional--had realised that their purpose was to prison him in
that narrow box, and shut him off for ever from the light of day, what
might not be taking place! I leaped from the cab and rushed up the
steps. The landlord met me in the hall.
'The undertaker's men have arrived, sir. They are closing the coffin
now.'
'Closing the coffin!'
I waited to hear no more. Never before had I mounted a flight of
stairs as I did those then. I was up them in a hop, skip, and jump;
not pausing to consider what I was to say or do when I reached the
chamber of the supposititious dead, but only anxious to get there.
When I got there it was already too late. I saw it at a glance. Never
shall I forget with what sensations!
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