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"A commissionaire, sir," was the old servitor's response. "It came
about midnight. And somebody rang up on the telephone about an hour
after, but I couldn't catch the name, as I'm always a bit flustered by
the outlandish thing, sir."
His master smiled. That telephone was, he knew, the bane of old
Parsons' existence.
"Ah!" he said. "You're not so young as you used to be, eh?"
"No, Master Dudley," sighed the old fellow with the blanched hair and
thin, white, mutton-chop whiskers. "When I think that I was his
lordship's valet here in London nigh on fifty years ago, and that I've
been in the family every since, I begin to feel that I'm gettin' on a
bit in years."
"Sitting up late every night like this isn't very good for one of your
age," observed his master, mindful of the old fellow's faithful
services. "I'll have Riggs up from Wroxeter, and he can attend to me at
night."
"You're very thoughtful of me, Master Dudley; but I'd rather serve you
myself, sir. I can't abear young men about me. They're only in the
way, and get a-flirtin' with the gals whenever they have a chance."
"Very well, Parsons, just please yourself," answered Chisholm
pleasantly. "But to-morrow morning first pack my bag and then wire to
Wroxeter. I shall be going down there in the afternoon with two friends
for a couple of days' shooting."
"Very well, sir," replied the old fellow in the antique dress suit and
narrow tie. He half turned to walk out, but hesitated and fidgeted;
then, a moment later, he turned back and stood before his master.
"Well, Parsons, anything more?" Chisholm asked. He was used to the old
fellow's confidences and eccentricities, for more than once since he had
come down from college his ancient retainer had given him words of sound
advice, his half-century of service allowing him such licence as very
few servants possessed.
"There's one little matter I wanted to speak to you about, Master
Dudley. I'm an old man, and a pretty blunt 'un at times, that you
know."
"Yes," laughed Dudley. "You can make very caustic remarks sometimes,
Parsons. Well, who's been offending you now?"
"No one, sir," he answered gravely. "It's about something that concerns
yourself, Master Dudley."
His master glanced up at him quickly, not without some surprise, saying:
"Well, fire away, Parsons. Out with it. What have I done wrong this
time?"
"That woman was here this afternoon!" he blurted out.
"What woman?" inquired his master, looking at him seriously.
"Her ladyship."
"Well, and what of that? She called at my invitation. I'm sorry I was
not in."
"And I'm very glad I had the satisfaction of sending that woman away,"
declared the ancient retainer bluntly.
"Why, Parsons? Surely it's hardly the proper thing to speak of a lady
as `that woman'?"
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