Mississippi River Valley -- Social life and customs
It isn’t necessary for gentlemen who watch the tape for crop
forecasts to be able to differentiate wheat from oats to appreciate
the importance to the prosperous course of general business of a big
yield in the grain-fields; but to the average urban citizen farming is
something remote and uninteresting, carried on by men he never meets
in regions that he only observes hastily from a speeding automobile or
the window of a limited train. Great numbers of Middle Western city
men indulge in farming as a pastime--and in a majority of cases it is,
from the testimony of these absentee proprietors, a pleasant recreation
but an expensive one. However, all city men who gratify a weakness
for farming are not faddists; many such land-owners manage their
plantations with intelligence and make them earn dividends. Mr. George
Ade’s Indiana farm, Hazelden, is one of the State’s show-places. The
playwright and humorist says that its best feature is a good nine-hole
golf-course and a swimming-pool, but from his “home plant” of 400 acres
he cultivates 2,000 acres of fertile Hoosier soil.
A few years ago a manufacturer of my acquaintance, whose family
presents a clear urban line for a hundred years, purchased a farm on
the edge of a river--more, I imagine, for the view it afforded of a
pleasant valley than because of its fertility. An architect entered
sympathetically into the business of making habitable a century-old
log house, a transition effected without disturbing any of the timbers
or the irregular lines of floors and ceilings. So much time was spent
in these restorations and readjustments that the busy owner in despair
fell upon a mail-order catalogue to complete his preparations for
occupancy. A barn, tenant’s house, poultry-house, pump and windmill,
fencing, and every vehicle and tool needed on the place, including a
barometer and wind-gauge, he ordered by post. His joy in his acres was
second only to his satisfaction in the ease with which he invoked all
the apparatus necessary to his comfort. Every item arrived exactly as
the catalogue promised; with the hired man’s assistance he fitted the
houses together and built a tower for the windmill out of concrete made
in a machine provided by the same establishment. His only complaint
was that the catalogue didn’t offer memorial tablets, as he thought
it incumbent upon him to publish in brass the merits of the obscure
pioneer who had laboriously fashioned his cabin before the convenient
method of post-card ordering had been discovered.
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