The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
In the dining-room, with what an air he unlocks the sideboard! The boy
knows well enough it is nothing but a game, but his uncle seems actually
taken in by it himself. He sniffs about as though to scent out where
the best things lie hid; pounces on a bottle of Tokay; pours out two
small glasses full for them to dip their biscuits in; signs to Cadio to
pledge him, with finger on lip; the glasses tinkle faintly as they
touch.... When the midnight feast is over, Wladi sets to work to put
things straight again; he goes with Cadio to rinse the glasses in the
pantry sink, wipes them, corks the bottle, shuts up the biscuit box,
dusts away the crumbs with scrupulous care and gives one last glance to
see that everything is tidy again in the cupboard.... Right you are! Not
the ghost of a trace!
Wladi accompanies Cadio back to his bedroom door and takes leave of him
with a low bow. Cadio picks up his slumbers again where he had left
them, and wonders the next day whether the whole thing wasn’t a dream.
An odd kind of entertainment for a little boy! What would Julius have
thought of it?...
* * * * *
Lafcadio, though his eyes were shut, was not asleep; he could not sleep.
“The old boy over there believes I am asleep,” thought he; “if I were to
take a peek at him through my eyelids, I should see him looking at me.
Protos used to make out that it was particularly difficult to pretend to
be asleep while one was really watching; he claimed that he could always
spot pretended sleep by just that slight quiver of the eyelids ... I’m
repressing now. Protos himself would be taken in....”
The sun meanwhile had set, and Fleurissoire, in sentimental mood, was
gazing at the last gleams of its splendour as they gradually faded from
the sky. Suddenly the electric light that was set in the rounded ceiling
of the railway carriage, blazed out with a vividness that contrasted
brutally with the twilight’s gentle melancholy. Fleurissoire was afraid,
too, that it might disturb his neighbour’s slumbers, and turned the
switch; the result was not total darkness but merely a shifting of the
current from the centre lamp to a dark blue night-light. To
Fleurissoire’s thinking, this was still too bright; he turned the switch
again; the night-light went out, but two side brackets were immediately
turned on, whose glare was even more disagreeable than the centre
light’s; another turn, and the night-light came on again; at this he
gave up.
“Will he never have done fiddling with the light?” thought Lafcadio
impatiently. “What’s he up to now? (No! I’ll _not_ raise my eyelids.) He
is standing up. Can he have taken a fancy to my portmanteau? Bravo! He
has noticed that it isn’t locked. It was a bright idea of mine to have a
complicated lock fitted to it at Milan and then lose the key, so that I
had to have it picked at Bologna! A padlock, at any rate, is easy to
replace.... God damn it! Is he taking off his coat? Oh! all the same,
let’s have a look!”
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