The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)Gide, André
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The Vatican swindle : $b (Les caves du Vatican)
Gide, André
Detective and mystery stories; French fiction -- Translations into English
“On the evenings when he was alone with my mother and me, he was for
ever inventing some new game, some surprise, some absurd joke or other;
he mimicked all our acquaintance, pulled faces, made himself
unrecognisable, imitated all sorts of voices, the cries of animals, the
sounds of instruments, produced extraordinary noises from Heaven knows
where, sang to the accompaniment of the guzla, danced, pranced, walked
on his hands, jumped over the tables and chairs, juggled with his bare
feet like a Japanese, twirling the drawing-room screen or the small
tea-table on the tip of his big toe; he juggled with his hands still
better; at his bidding, a torn and crumpled piece of paper would burst
forth into a swarm of white butterflies, which I would blow this way and
that, and which the fluttering of his fan would keep hovering in the
air. In his neighbourhood, objects lost their weight and reality--their
presence even--or else took on some fresh, queer, unexpected
significance, totally remote from all utility. ‘There are very few
things it isn’t amusing to juggle with,’ he used to say. And with it all
he was so funny that I used to grow faint with laughing, and my mother
would cry out: ‘Stop, Baldi! Cadio will never be able to sleep.’ And,
indeed, my nerves must have been pretty solid to hold out against such
excitements.
“I benefited greatly by this teaching; at the end of a few months I
could have given points to Baldi himself in more than one of his tricks,
and even....”
“It is clear, my dear boy, that you were given a most careful
education,” interrupted Julius at this moment.
Lafcadio burst out laughing at the novelist’s horrified countenance.
“Oh! none of it sank very deep; don’t be alarmed. But it was high time
Uncle Faby appeared on the scene, wasn’t it? It was he who became
intimate with my mother when Bielkowski and Baldi were called away to
other posts.”
“Faby? Was it his writing I saw on the first page of your pocket-book?”
“Yes. Fabian Taylor, Lord Gravensdale. He took my mother and me to a
villa he had rented near Duino on the Adriatic, where my health and
strength greatly improved. The coast at that place forms a rocky
peninsula which was entirely occupied by the grounds of the villa. There
I ran wild, spending the whole day long under the pines, among the rocks
and creeks, or swimming or canoeing in the sea. The photograph you saw
belongs to that time. I burnt that too.”
“It seems to me,” said Julius, “that you might have made yourself a
little more respectable for the occasion.”
“That’s exactly what I couldn’t have done,” answered Lafcadio, laughing.
“Faby, under pretence of wanting me to get bronzed, kept all my wardrobe
under lock and key--even my linen....”
“And what did your mother say?”
“She was very much entertained; she said if her guests were shocked they
might go; but as a matter of fact it didn’t prevent any single one of
our visitors from remaining.”
“And during all this time, my poor boy, your education ...!”
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