The Village Convict: First published in the "Century Magazine"Chaplin, Heman White
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The Village Convict: First published in the "Century Magazine"
Chaplin, Heman White
New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
But he thought his hour had come: he was alone in the house, and there
was no neighbor within call.
Eph took out a roll of bills, counted out eighty dollars, laid the money
on the table, and said quietly,--
“Give me a receipt on account.”
When it was written he walked out, leaving Eliphalet stupefied.
*****
Joshua Carr was at work, one June afternoon, by the roadside, in front
of his low cottage, by an enormous pile of poles, which he was shaving
down for barrel-hoops, when Eph appeared.
“Hard at it, Joshua!” he said.
“Yes, yes!” said Joshua, looking up through his steel-bowed spectacles.
“Hev to work hard to make a livin'--though I don't know's I ought to
call it hard, neither; and yet it is ruther hard, too; but then, on t'
other hand, 't ain't so hard as a good many other things--though there
is a good many jobs that's easier. That's so! that 's so!
'Must we be kerried to the skies
On feathery beds of ease?'
Though I don't know's I ought to quote a hymn on such a matter; but
then--I don' know's there's any partic'lar harm in't, neither.”
Eph sat down on a pile of shavings and chewed a sliver; and the old man
kept on at his work.
“Hoop-poles goin' up and hoops goin' down,” he continued. “Cur'us,
ain't it? But then, I don' know as 'tis; woods all bein' cut off--poles
gittin' scurcer--hoops bein' shoved in from Down East. That don't seem
just right, now, does it? But then, other folks must make a livin', too.
Still, I should think they might take up suthin' else; and yet, they
might say that about me. Understand, I don't mean to say that they
actually do say so; I don't want to run down any man unless I know--”
“I can't stand this,” said Eph to himself; “I don't wonder that they
always used to put Joshua off at the first port, when he tried to go
coasting. They said he talked them crazy with nothing.
“I 'll go into the house and see Aunt Lyddy,” he said aloud. “I 'm
loafing, this afternoon.”
“All right! all right!” said Joshua. “Lyddy 'll be glad to see you--that
is, as glad as she would be to see anybody,” he added, reaching out for
a pole. “Now, I don't s'pose that sounds very well; but still, you know
how she is--she allers likes to hev folks to talk, and then she's allers
sayin' talkin' wears on her; but I ought not to say that to you, because
she allers likes to see you--that is, as much as she likes to see
anybody. In fact, I think, on the whole--”
“Well, I'll take my chances,” said Eph, laughing; and he opened the gate
and went in.
Joshua's wife, whom everybody called Aunt Lyddy, was rocking in a
high-backed-chair in the kitchen, and knitting. It was currently
reported that Joshua's habit of endlessly retracting and qualifying
every idea and modification of an idea which he advanced, so as to
commit himself to nothing, was the effect of Aunt Lyddy's careful
revision.
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