The Village Convict: First published in the "Century Magazine"Chaplin, Heman White
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The Village Convict: First published in the "Century Magazine"
Chaplin, Heman White
New England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“I s'pose she thought 't was fun to be talked deef when they was
courtin',” Captain Seth had once sagely remarked. “Prob'ly it sounded
then like a putty piece on a seraphine; but I allers cal'lated she 'd
git her fill of it, sooner or later. You most gin'lly git your fill o'
one tune.”
“How are you this afternoon, Aunt Lyddy?” asked Eph, walking in without
knocking, and sitting down near her.
“So as to be able to keep about,” she replied. “It is a great mercy I
ain't afflicted with falling out of my chair, like Hepsy Jones, ain't
it?”
“I 've brought you some oysters,” he said. “I set the basket down on
the door-step. I just took them out of the water myself from the bed I
planted to the west of the water-fence.”
“I always heard you was a great fisherman,” said Aunt Lyddy, “but I
had no idea you would ever come here and boast of being able to catch
oysters. Poor things! How could they have got away? But why don't you
bring them in? They won't be afraid of me, will they?”
He stepped to the door and brought in a peck basket full of large,
black, twisted shells, and with a heavy clasp-knife proceeded to open
one, and took out a great oyster, which he held up on the point of the
blade.
“Try it,” he said; and then Aunt Lyddy, after she had swallowed it,
laughed to think what a tableau they had made,--a man who had been in
the State prison standing over her with a great knife! And then she
laughed again.
“What are you laughing at?” he said.
“It popped into my head, supposing Susan should have looked in at the
south window and Joshua in at the door, when you was feeding out that
oyster to me, what they would have thought!”
Eph laughed too; and, surely enough, just then a stout, light-haired,
rather plain-looking young woman came up to the south window and leaned
in. She had on a sun-bonnet, which had not prevented her from securing
a few choice freckles. She had been working with a trowel in her
flower-garden.
“What's the matter?” she said, nodding easily to Eph. “What do you two
always find to laugh about?”
“Ephraim was feeding me with spoon-meat,” said Aunt Lyddy, pointing to
the basket, which looked like a basket of anthracite coal.
“It looks like spoon-meat!” said Susan, and then she laughed too. “I 'll
roast some of them for supper,” she added,--“a new way that I know.”
Eph was not invited to stay to supper, but he stayed, none the less:
that was always understood.
“Well, well, well!” said Joshua, coming to the door-step, and washing
his hands and arms just outside, in a tin basin. “I thought I see you
set down a parcel of oysters--but there was sea-weed over 'em, and I
don' know's I could have said they was oysters; but then, if the square
question had been put to me, 'Mr. Carr, be them oysters or be they
not?' I s'pose I should have said they was; still, if they 'd asked me
how I knew--”
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