The Visions of Dom Francisco de Quevedo VillegasQuevedo, Francisco de
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The Visions of Dom Francisco de Quevedo Villegas
Quevedo, Francisco de
Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
that let them come in whole caravans, as it happened t’other day, every
man is in his quarter before you can say what’s this.
“There came to us several tradesmen; the first of them a poor rogue that
made profession of drawing the long bow; and him we were about to put
among the armourers, but one of the company moved and carried it, that
since he was so good at draughts, he might be sent to the clerks and
scriveners; a sort of people that will fit you with draughts, good and
bad, of all sorts and sizes, and to all purposes. Another called himself
a cutter, we asked him whether in wood or stone? ‘Neither,’ said he,
‘but in cloth and stuff’ (_Anglicè_ a tailor); and him we turned over to
those that were in for detraction and calumny, and for cutting large
thongs out of other men’s leather. There was a blind fellow would fain
have been among the poets, but (for likeness’ sake) we quartered him
among the lovers. After him, came a sexton, or (as he styled himself) a
burier of the dead; and then a cook that was troubled in conscience for
putting off cats for hares: These were dispatched away to the pastry-men.
A matter of half a dozen crack-brained fools we disposed of among the
astrologers and alchymists. In the number, there was one notorious
murderer, and him we packed away to the gentlemen of the faculty, the
physicians. The broken merchants we kennelled with Judas for making ill
bargains. Corrupt ministers and magistrates, with the thief on the left
hand. The embroilers of affairs, and the water-bearers take up with the
vintners; and the brokers with the Jews. Upon the whole matter, the
policy of hell is admirable, where every man has his place according to
his condition.”
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