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The Visions of Dom Francisco de Quevedo Villegas
Quevedo, Francisco de
Satire; Spanish literature -- Translations into English
It was a strange thing, that scarce anybody so much as dreamt of hell,
all the way we went; and yet everybody knew where they were, as soon as
they came there; and cried out with one voice, “Miserable creatures! we
are damned, we are damned.” That word made my heart ache; and is it come
to that? said I. Then did I begin with tears in my eyes to reflect upon
what I had left in the world, as my relations, friends, ladies,
mistresses, and in fine, all my old acquaintance: when with a heavy sigh,
looking behind me, I saw the greater part of them posting after me. It
gave me, methought, some comfort, that I should have so good company;
vainly imagining that even hell itself might be capable of some relief.
Going farther on I was gotten into a crowd of tailors, that stood up
sneaking in a corner, for fear of the devils. At the first door, there
were seven devils, taking the names of those that came in; and they asked
me mine, and my quality, and so they let me pass. But, examining the
tailors, “These fellows,” cried one of the devils, “come in such shoals,
as if hell were made only for tailors.” “How many are they?” says
another. Answer was made, “About a hundred.” “About a hundred? They
must be more than a hundred,” says t’other, “if they be tailors; for they
never come under a thousand, or twelve hundred strong. And we have so
many here already, I do not know where we shall ’stow them. Say the
word, my masters, shall’s let them in or no?” The poor prick-lice were
damnedly startled at that, for fear they should not get in: but in the
end, they had the favour to be admitted. “Certainly,” said I, “these
folks are but in an ill condition, when ’tis a menace for the devils
themselves to refuse to receive them.” Thereupon a huge, overgrown,
club-footed, crump-shouldered devil, threw them all into a deep hole.
Seeing such a monster of a devil, I asked him how he came to be so
deformed. And he told me, he had spoiled his back with carrying of
tailors: “for,” said he, “I have been formerly made use of as a sumpter
to fetch them; but now of late they save me that labour, and come so fast
of themselves, that ’tis one devil’s work to dispose of them.” While the
word was yet speaking, there came another glut of them, and I was fain to
make way, that the devil might have room to work in, who piled them up,
and told me they made the best fuel in hell.
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