Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
“So he told me the truth after all, poor little dear! Ah, first thoughts
are best, and a body’s heart’ll guide them right, if they will but
hearken to it.” And then she told Sir John all.
“Bring the dog here, and lay him on,” said Sir John, without another
word, and he set his teeth very hard.
And the dog opened at once; and went away at the back of the cottage,
over the road, and over the meadow, and through a bit of alder copse; and
there, upon an alder stump, they saw Tom’s clothes lying. And then they
knew as much about it all as there was any need to know.
And Tom?
Ah, now comes the most wonderful part of this wonderful story. Tom, when
he woke, for of course he woke—children always wake after they have slept
exactly as long as is good for them—found himself swimming about in the
stream, being about four inches, or—that I may be accurate—3.87902 inches
long and having round the parotid region of his fauces a set of external
gills (I hope you understand all the big words) just like those of a
sucking eft, which he mistook for a lace frill, till he pulled at them,
found he hurt himself, and made up his mind that they were part of
himself, and best left alone.
In fact, the fairies had turned him into a water-baby.
A water-baby? You never heard of a water-baby. Perhaps not. That is
the very reason why this story was written. There are a great many
things in the world which you never heard of; and a great many more which
nobody ever heard of; and a great many things, too, which nobody will
ever hear of, at least until the coming of the Cocqcigrues, when man
shall be the measure of all things.
“But there are no such things as water-babies.”
How do you know that? Have you been there to see? And if you had been
there to see, and had seen none, that would not prove that there were
none. If Mr. Garth does not find a fox in Eversley Wood—as folks
sometimes fear he never will—that does not prove that there are no such
things as foxes. And as is Eversley Wood to all the woods in England, so
are the waters we know to all the waters in the world. And no one has a
right to say that no water-babies exist, till they have seen no
water-babies existing; which is quite a different thing, mind, from not
seeing water-babies; and a thing which nobody ever did, or perhaps ever
will do.
[Picture: Water baby]
“But surely if there were water-babies, somebody would have caught one at
least?”
Well. How do you know that somebody has not?
“But they would have put it into spirits, or into the _Illustrated News_,
or perhaps cut it into two halves, poor dear little thing, and sent one
to Professor Owen, and one to Professor Huxley, to see what they would
each say about it.”
Ah, my dear little man! that does not follow at all, as you will see
before the end of the story.
“But a water-baby is contrary to nature.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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