What would be thought of a book-collector who took to standing inkstands
or pepperboxes on the tops of his tallest volumes by way of adornment?
Yet domes on business buildings are every bit as appropriate. A choice
collection of those monstrosities graces Park Row, one much-gilded
offender varying the monotony by looking like a yellow stopper in a
high-shouldered bottle! How modern architects with the exquisite City
Hall before them could have wandered so far afield in their search for
the original must always remain a mystery.
When a tall, thin building happens to stand on a corner, the likeness to
an atlas is replaced by a grotesque resemblance to a waffle iron, of
which one structure just finished on Rector Street skilfully reproduces’
the lines. The rows of little windows were evidently arranged to imitate
the indentations on that humble utensil, and the elevated road at the
back seems in this case to do duty as the handle. Mrs. Van Rensselaer
tells us in her delightful _Goede Vrouw of Mana-ha-ta_ that waffle irons
used to be a favorite wedding present among the Dutch settlers of this
island, and were adorned with monograms and other devices, so perhaps it
is atavism that makes us so fond of this form in building! As, however,
no careful _Hausfrau_ would have stood her iron on its edge, architects
should hesitate before placing their buildings in that position, as the
impression of instability is the same in each case.
After leaving the vicinity of the City Hall, the tall slabs that like
magnified milestones mark the progress of Architecture up Broadway become
a shade less objectionable, although one meets some strange freaks in
so-called decoration by the way. Why, for instance, were those Titan
columns grouped around the entrance to the American Surety Company’s
building? They do not support anything (the “business” of columns in
architecture) except some rather feeble statuary, and do seriously block
the entrance. Were they added with the idea of fitness? That can hardly
be, for a portico is as inappropriate to such a building as it would be
to a parlor car, and almost as inconvenient.
Farther up town our attention is arrested by another misplaced adornment.
What purpose can that tomb with a railing round it serve on top of the
New York Life Insurance building? It looks like a monument in Greenwood,
surmounted by a rat-trap, but no one is interred there, and vermin can
hardly be troublesome at that altitude.
How did this craze for decoration originate? The inhabitants of Florence
and Athens did not consider it necessary. There must, I feel sure, be a
reason for its use in this city; American land-lords rarely spend money
without a purpose; perhaps they find that rococo detail draws business
and inspires confidence!
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