The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll — John Shaqi
The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
As Mr. Hoopdriver rode swaggering along the Ripley road, it came to
him, with an unwarrantable sense of comfort, that he had seen the last
of the Young Lady in Grey. But the ill-concealed bladery of the
machine, the present machinery of Fate, the _deus ex machina_, so to
speak, was against him. The bicycle, torn from this attractive young
woman, grew heavier and heavier, and continually more unsteady. It
seemed a choice between stopping at Ripley or dying in the flower of
his days. He went into the Unicorn, after propping his machine outside
the door, and, as he cooled down and smoked his Red Herring cigarette
while the cold meat was getting ready, he saw from the window the Young
Lady in Grey and the other man in brown, entering Ripley.
They filled him with apprehension by looking at the house which
sheltered him, but the sight of his bicycle, propped in a drunk and
incapable attitude against the doorway, humping its rackety mud-guard
and leering at them with its darkened lantern eye, drove them away—so
it seemed to Mr. Hoopdriver—to the spacious swallow of the Golden
Dragon. The young lady was riding very slowly, but the other man in
brown had a bad puncture and was wheeling his machine. Mr. Hoopdriver
noted his flaxen moustache, his aquiline nose, his rather bent
shoulders, with a sudden, vivid dislike.
The maid at the Unicorn is naturally a pleasant girl, but she is jaded
by the incessant incidence of cyclists, and Hoopdriver’s mind, even as
he conversed with her in that cultivated voice of his—of the weather,
of the distance from London, and of the excellence of the Ripley
road—wandered to the incomparable freshness and brilliance of the Young
Lady in Grey. As he sat at meat he kept turning his head to the window
to see what signs there were of that person, but the face of the Golden
Dragon displayed no appreciation of the delightful morsel it had
swallowed. As an incidental consequence of this distraction, Mr.
Hoopdriver was for a minute greatly inconvenienced by a mouthful of
mustard. After he had called for his reckoning he went, his courage
being high with meat and mustard, to the door, intending to stand, with
his legs wide apart and his hands deep in his pockets, and stare boldly
across the road. But just then the other man in brown appeared in the
gateway of the Golden Dragon yard—it is one of those delightful inns
that date from the coaching days—wheeling his punctured machine. He was
taking it to Flambeau’s, the repairer’s. He looked up and saw
Hoopdriver, stared for a minute, and then scowled darkly.
But Hoopdriver remained stoutly in the doorway until the other man in
brown had disappeared into Flambeau’s. Then he glanced momentarily at
the Golden Dragon, puckered his mouth into a whistle of unconcern, and
proceeded to wheel his machine into the road until a sufficient margin
for mounting was secured.
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