The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling IdyllWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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The Wheels of Chance: A Bicycling Idyll
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Cycling -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
Now, at that time, I say, Hoopdriver was rather desirous than not of
seeing no more of the Young Lady in Grey. The other man in brown he
guessed was her brother, albeit that person was of a pallid fairness,
differing essentially from her rich colouring; and, besides, he felt he
had made a hopeless fool of himself. But the afternoon was against him,
intolerably hot, especially on the top of his head, and the virtue had
gone out of his legs to digest his cold meat, and altogether his ride
to Guildford was exceedingly intermittent. At times he would walk, at
times lounge by the wayside, and every public house, in spite of Briggs
and a sentiment of economy, meant a lemonade and a dash of bitter. (For
that is the experience of all those who go on wheels, that drinking
begets thirst, even more than thirst begets drinking, until at last the
man who yields becomes a hell unto himself, a hell in which the fire
dieth not, and the thirst is not quenched.) Until a pennyworth of acrid
green apples turned the current that threatened to carry him away. Ever
and again a cycle, or a party of cyclists, would go by, with glittering
wheels and softly running chains, and on each occasion, to save his
self-respect, Mr. Hoopdriver descended and feigned some trouble with
his saddle. Each time he descended with less trepidation.
He did not reach Guildford until nearly four o’clock, and then he was
so much exhausted that he decided to put up there for the night, at the
Yellow Hammer Coffee Tavern. And after he had cooled a space and
refreshed himself with tea and bread and butter and jam,—the tea he
drank noisily out of the saucer,—he went out to loiter away the rest of
the afternoon. Guildford is an altogether charming old town, famous, so
he learnt from a Guide Book, as the scene of Master Tupper’s great
historical novel of Stephen Langton, and it has a delightful castle,
all set about with geraniums and brass plates commemorating the
gentlemen who put them up, and its Guildhall is a Tudor building, very
pleasant to see, and in the afternoon the shops are busy and the people
going to and fro make the pavements look bright and prosperous. It was
nice to peep in the windows and see the heads of the men and girls in
the drapers’ shops, busy as busy, serving away. The High Street runs
down at an angle of seventy degrees to the horizon (so it seemed to Mr.
Hoopdriver, whose feeling for gradients was unnaturally exalted), and
it brought his heart into his mouth to see a cyclist ride down it, like
a fly crawling down a window pane. The man hadn’t even a brake. He
visited the castle early in the evening and paid his twopence to ascend
the Keep.
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