Bildungsromans; Midlands (England) -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
Now the squire of the estate, head of an ancient, once even famous, but
now decayed house, loved his rabbits. Unlike the family fortunes, the
family tree flourished amazingly; Sherwood could show nothing
comparable. Its ramifications were stupendous; it was more like a
banyan than a British oak. How was the good squire to nourish himself
and his lady, his name, his tradition, and his thirteen lusty branches
on his meagre estates? An evil fortune discovered to him that he could
sell each of his rabbits, those bits of furry vermin, for a shilling or
thereabouts in Nottingham; since which time the noble family subsisted
by rabbits.
Farms were gnawed away; corn and sweet grass departed from the face of
the hills; cattle grew lean, unable to eat the defiled herbage. Then
the farm became the home of a keeper, and the country was silent, with
no sound of cattle, no clink of horses, no barking of lusty dogs.
But the squire loved his rabbits. He defended them against the snares
of the despairing farmer, protected them with gun and notices to quit.
How he glowed with thankfulness as he saw the dishevelled hillside
heave when the gnawing hosts moved on!
“Are they not quails and manna?” said he to his sporting guest, early
one Monday morning, as the high meadow broke into life at the sound of
his gun. “Quails and manna—in this wilderness?”
“They are, by Jove!” assented the sporting guest as he took another
gun, while the saturnine keeper smiled grimly.
Meanwhile, Strelley Mill began to suffer under this gangrene. It was
the outpost in the wilderness. It was an understood thing that none of
the squire’s tenants had a gun.
“Well,” said the squire to Mr. Saxton, “you have the land for next to
nothing—next to nothing—at a rent really absurd. Surely the little that
the rabbits eat——”
“It’s not a little—come and look for yourself,” replied the farmer. The
squire made a gesture of impatience.
“What _do_ you want?” he inquired.
“Will you wire me off?” was the repeated request.
“Wire is—what does Halkett say—so much per yard—and it would come
to—what did Halkett tell me now?—but a large sum. No, I can’t do it.”
“Well, I can’t live like this.”
“Have another glass of whisky? Yes, yes, I want another glass myself,
and I can’t drink alone—so if I am to enjoy my glass.—That’s it! Now
surely you exaggerate a little. It’s not so bad.”
“I can’t go on like it, I’m sure.”
“Well, we’ll see about compensation—we’ll see. I’ll have a talk with
Halkett, and I’ll come down and have a look at you. We all find a pinch
somewhere—it’s nothing but humanity’s heritage.”
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