The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Alexander_ the Great asked _Dionides_, a famous Pirate, who was
brought Prisoner to him, why he was so bold as to rob and plunder
in his Seas, he answered, that he did it for his Profit, and as
_Alexander_ himself was used to do; _but because I do it_, added
he, _with one single Gally, I am called a Pirate: But you Sir,
Who do it with a great Army are called a King._ That bold Answer
so pleased _Alexander_ that he gave him his Liberty, at that very
instant.
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_Alexandre_ le grand demandoit â _Dionides_ fameux Corsaire qui
luy avoit été amené prisonnier, pour quelle raison il avoir été
si hardy que de pirater & de faire des courses sur ses Mers; il
répondit, que c’ètoit pour son profit, & comme _Alexandre_ avoit
coûtume de faire lui même, _mais parce que je le fais_, ajouta-til,
_avec une seule Galere, l’on m’appelle Corsaire; mais vous,
Seigneur, qui le faites avec une grande Armée, l’on vous appelle
Roy_. Cette réponse hardie plût tant à _Alexandre_, qu’il lui donna
aussi tôt la liberté.
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_Darius_ King of _Persia_ sent great Presents to _Epaminondas_,
General of the _Thebans_, with design to tamper with him: If
_Darius_, said this great Captain to those that brought those
Presents to him, _has a mind to be Friends with the_ Thebans, _he
need not buy my Friendship; and if he has other Thoughts, he has
not Riches enough to corrupt me_; and so he sent them back.
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_Darius_ Roy de _Perse_, envoya de grands Presents à _Epaminondas_,
Chef des _Thebains_, pour tâcher de le corrompre: _Si_ Darius _veut
être Ami des_ Thebains, dit ce grand Capitaine à ceux qui les lui
portoient, _il n’est pas nécessaire qu’il achete mon amitié; & s’il
a d’autres sentiments, il n’est pas assez riche pour me corrompre_.
_Et ainsi il les renvoya._
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_Corax_ promised _Tisias_ to teach him Rhetorick, and _Tisias_
on his side engaged to give him a Reward for it; but when he had
learnt it, he refused to satisfy him: _Corax_ therefore called
him before the Judge; _Tisias_ trusting to the subtilty of his
Rhetorick, asked him _what Rhetorick consisted in_: _Corax_
answered _in the Art of Perswading_. Then said _Tisias_, _If I can
perswade the Judge that I ought to give you nothing, I’ll pay you
nothing, because you will be cast; and if I do not perswade them, I
shan’t pay you neither; because I have not learnt how to perswade;
therefore your best way is to relinquish your enterprize_. But
_Corax_, who was more subtle than he, resumed the Argument in this
Manner, _if you perswade the Judges you ought to pay me; because
you have learnt Rhetorick; if you do not perswade them, you must
pay me likewise, because you will be cast; so let it be how it will
you ought to satisfy me_.
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