The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Corax_ promit à _Tisias_ de luy enseigner la Rhétorique, &
_Tisias_ de son côté s’engagea de lui en payer le Salaire; mais
l’ayant apprise, il ne vouloit point le satisfaire, c’est pourquoy
_Corax_ l’appella en justice. _Tisias_ se fiant sur la subtilité
de sa Rhétorique lui demanda, _en quoy consistoit la Rhétorique_:
Corax repondit, _qu’elle consistoit dans l’art de persuader_.
donc dit _Tisias_, _si je persuade les juges, que je ne te dois
rien donner, je ne te payeray aucune chose, parce que je gagneray
le procez; & si je ne les persuade pas, je ne te payeray pas non
plus, parce que je n’auray pas appris à persuader; ainsi tu feras
mieux d’abandonner l’entreprise_. Mais _Corax_ qui ètoit plus fin
que luy, reprit l’argument de cette maniere; _si tu persuades les
juges, tu me dois payer, parce que tu auras appris la Rhétorique,
si tu ne les persuader pas, tu me dois payer de même; parce que tu
perdras ton procez, ainsi de quelle façon que ce soit tu dois me
satisfaire_.
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_Mecenas_, _Augustus_’s Favourite, being entertained at Dinner by
a Roman Knight, towards the end of the Meal, began to take some
Liberties with his Wife; the Knight, to make his court to him,
instead of shewing any jealousy of it, counterfeited Sleep; but
seeing one of his Slaves going to take away something from the Cup
board, _Sirrah_, says he, _doest thou not see that I only sleep
for_ Mecenas?
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Mécéne Favori d’_Auguste_, étant regalé par un Chevalier Romain,
sur la fin du repas il commença à prendre quelque libertez avec sa
Femme. le Chevalier pour lui faire sa Cour, au lieu d’en paroitre
jaloux, fit semblant de dormir; mais voyant qu’un de ses Esclaves
alloit emporter quelque chose du Buffet, _Coquin_, lui dit-il, _ne
vois tu pas que je ne dors que pour_ Mécéne?
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There was at _Rome_, in the Time of the Emperour _Augustus_, a poor
_Greek_ Poet who from time to time, when the Emperour went out of
his Palace, presented him with a Greek Epigram; and though the
Emperour took it, yet he never gave him any thing; on the contrary,
having a mind one Day to ridicule him and shake him off, assoon as
he saw him coming to present him with his Verses, the Emperour sent
him a _Greek_ Epigram of his own Composing, and writ with his own
Hand. The Poet received it with joy, and as he was reading of it,
he shewed by his Face and Gestures that he was mightily pleased
with it. After he had read it, he pulled out his Purse, and coming
up to _Augustus_, gave him some few Pence, saying, _take this
Money_, Cesar, _I give it you, not according to your great Fortune,
but according to my poor Ability; had I more, my liberality would
be greater_. The whole company fell a laughing, and the Emperour
more than the rest, who ordered him a hundred thousand Crowns.
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