The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Plato_ invited one Day to Supper _Diogenes_ the Cynick with some
_Sicilians_ his Friends, and caused the Banqueting Room to be
adorned, out of respect to those Strangers. _Diogenes_ who was
displeased with the finery of _Plato_, began to trample upon the
Carpets and other Goods, and said very brutishly, _I trample upon
the Pride of_ Plato: But _Plato_ answered wisely, _True_, Diogenes,
_but you trample upon it through a greater Pride_.
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_Platon_ invita un jour à souper _Diogene_ le _Cynique_ avec
quelques _Siciliens_ de ses Amis, & fit orner la sale du Banquet
pour faire honneur à ces Etrangers. _Diogene_ qui ne pouvoit
souffrir la propreté de _Platon_, commenta à fouler aux Pieds les
Tapis & les autres meubles, & dit fort brutalement: _je foule aux
Pieds l’orgueil de_ Platon: & _Platon_ lui répondit sagement, _il
est vray_, Diogene, _mais vous le foulez par un plus grand orgueil_.
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_Cineas_ was in great Honour with _Pyrrhus_ King of _Epirus_, who
made use of him in all his weighty Affairs, and profest that he
had won more Cities by the Charms of his Eloquence, than he had
taken himself by the strength of his own Arms. He perceiving the
King earnestly bent upon his Expedition into _Italy_, told him in
private, Sir, the _Romans_ have the Reputation of a Warlike People,
and command divers Nations that are so, but suppose we overcome
them, What Fruit shall we reap by the Victory? That’s a plain
thing, said _Pyrrhus_; for then added he, No City will presume to
oppose us, and we shall speedily be Masters of all _Italy_. And
having made _Italy_ our own, return’d _Cineas_, what shall we then
do? _Sicily_, said he, is near, reaching out her Hand to us, a rich
and populous Island, and easily to be taken. It is probable, said
_Cineas_; but having subdued _Sicily_, will that put an end to
the War? If God, said _Pyrrhus_ gives us this success, these will
be but the Flourish to greater Matters; for who can refrain from
_Africa_ and _Carthage_, which will be soon at our beck? And these
overcome, you will easily grant that none of those that now provoke
us, will dare to resist us: That’s true, said _Cineas_; for ’its
easiy to believe that with such Forces we may recover _Macedon_,
and give Law to all _Greece_. But being thus become Lords of all,
what then? Then dear _Cineas_, said _Pyrrhus_ smiling, _we will
live at our ease, and enjoy our selves_. When _Cineas_ had brought
him thus far; and what hinders, replied he, but that we may now do
all this, seeing it is in our Power, without the expence of so much
sweat and Blood?
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