The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern — John Shaqi
The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Athenodorus_ the Philosopher having upon account of his Age, got
leave of _Cesar Augustus_ to go home; he told him at parting, as
an important piece of Advice: _Sir, whenever you are in a Passion,
remember not to do what it suggests to you, before you have
pronounced the four and twenty Letters of the Alphabet._
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Le Philosophe _Athenodorus_ ayant, sous prétexte de sa vieillesse,
obtenu de _Cesar Auguste_ la permission de se retirer chez soy,
pour avis important, il lui dit en prenant congé de lui. _Quand la
colere vous surprendra, Seigneur, souvenez vous de ne rien faire de
ce qu’elle vous suggerera qu’aprés avoir prononcé les vingt quatre
Lettres de l’Alpbabet._
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_Augustus_ having made a Law for the Trial and Punishment of those
that were accused of Adultery, did no sooner hear that a young
Man had committed the same Crime with _Julia_, Daughter to that
Emperour, but he rush’d upon him and beat him with great fury;
whereupon the young Man cry’d out: Cesar, _you have made a Law_.
At which Words _Augustus_ acknowledging his Passion, he contained
himself, and was so vex’d at it, that he would not eat a bit all
that Day.
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_Auguste_ qui avoit établi une Loy, de la maniere de juger & de
punir ceux qu’on accusoit d’Adultere, n’eut pas plutot ouï qu’un
jeune homme avoit commis le même crime avec _Julia_ fille de cét
Empereur, qu’il se jetta sur lui, & le frappa tout furieux; alors
le jeune Homme s’écria: Cesar, _vous avez fait une Loy_. _Auguste_
à ce Mot, reconnoissant son emportement, se retint, & ressentit
tant de deplaisir, qu’il ne voulut rien manger de tout ce jour là.
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_Diogenes_ said, that to become perfect, a Man had need of faithful
Friends, or great Enemies; because the one by their good Advice,
and the other by their sharp Reproaches, made him sensible of his
defects.
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_Diogene_ disoit, qu’un homme pour devenir parfait avoit besoin de
fideles Amis, ou de grands Ennemis; parce que les uns par leurs
bons avis, & les autres par leurs reproches piquans, lui faisoient
sentir ses defauts.
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_Alexander_ the Great coming into _Apelles_’s Shop, and speaking
improperly of some Pictures that were there exposed to view,
_Apelles_ told him frankly: _Sir, as long as you did not talk
about our Art, every one here had an admiration and Respect for
your Majesty; but as soon as you have pretended to judge of our
Works, my very Prentices, who grind my Colours, could not forbear
laughing._
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_Alexandre_ le grand ètant entré dans la Boutique d’_Apelles_ &
parlant, en mauvais Termes de quelques Tableaux qui y ètoient
exposez, _Apelles_ lui dit franchement: _Sire, tant que vous me
parliez, point de nôtre Art, chacun n’avoit ici pour vôtre Majesté
que de l’admiration & du Respect: Mais aussi-tôt que vous avez
voulu juger de nos Ouvrages, mes Apprentiss mêmes qui broyent mes
Couleurs, n’ont pû s’empêcher de rire._
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