The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Dionysius_ the Tyrant had made great Promises to an excellent
Musician, who sung before him, and as the Musician found that they
came to nothing, he complain’d to the Tyrant, who answer’d him:
_Friend, What reason hast thou to complain? I paid thee the same
way as thou servedst me: Thou hast tickled my Ear with pleasing
Musick, and I have entertain’d thee with the Pleasure of fair
Hopes, and so we are quits._
103
_Denys_ le Tyran avoit fait de grandes promesses à un excellent
Musicien qui avoit chanté devant lui, & comme le Musicien vid
qu’elles n’ètoient suivies d’aucun effet, il se plaignit au Tyran,
qui lui rêpondit: _Dequoi te plains tu, mon Ami? je t’ai payé de
la même sorte que tu m’as servi: tu m’as chatouillé l’oreille par
le plaisir de la Musique, & moi je t’ai fait goûter le plaisir des
belles Esperances; ainsi nous voilà quittes_.
104
One of the Ancients said: _That the Great ones us’d all their
endeavours to lose the use of their Hands and Feet, because they
get others to dress and carry them_.
104
Un Ancien disoit, _que les grands faisoient tout leur possible,
afin de perdre l’usage des Pieds & des Mains, parce qu’ils se font
chausser, habiller, & porter par les autres_.
105
_Diogenes_ wrote upon the Foot of a golden Statue which the
Curtezan _Phrine_ had erected to _Venus_, in the Temple of
_Delphos_, these Words: _The Incontinency of the Grecians has
rais’d this Statue_.
105
_Diogene_ écrivit sur le pied d’une Statuë d’Or que la courtisane
_Phryné_ avoit presentée à _Venus_ dans le Temple de _Delphes_, ces
Mots: _l’Incontinence des_ Grecs _a dressé cette Statuë_.
106
_Adrian_ the Emperour ask’d _Epictetus_ why _Venus_ was represented
Naked: _Because_, answered he, _She strips those Men of every thing
who court her Pleasures too much_.
106
L’Empereur _Adrien_ demandoit à _Epictete_ pourquoi on representoit
_Venus_ toute nuë: _C’est_, repondit-il, _parce qu’elle depouille
de tous les biens ceux qui recherchent trop ses Plaisirs_.
107
_Vespasian_ finding himself dying, to ridicule the silly Custom of
the Heathens in those Times, (who rank’d the Emperours among the
Gods, after they were dead) said, _I feel I become a God_.
107
_Vespasien_ qui se sentoit mourir, disoit en se moquant de la sotte
coutume des Payens de ce tems-là, qui mettoient les Empereurs,
après leur Mort, au nombre des Dieux: _je sens bien que je deviens
Dieu_.
108
_Portia_ the Wife of _Brutus_, gave her self a great wound with a
Knife, the Night before _Cesar_ was to be murder’d by her Husband,
and said to those who ask’d her how that Misfortune was befallen
her: _I did it on purpose, to try with what Resolution I shall
suffer that Death I prepare to my self, if the design of the
Conspirators miscarries_.
108
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