The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
_Portia_, Femme de _Brutus_, se fit une grande playe avec un
Couteau, la veille que _Cesar_ devoit être assassiné par son mari,
& dit à ceux qui lui demandoient comment ce malheur ètoit arrivé:
_je l’ai fait à dessein d’essayer avec quelle constance je pourrai
souffrir la Mort que je me prepare, si le dessein des Conjurez
vient à manquer_.
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_Epictetus_ a Slave of _Epaphrodites_, one of _Nero_’s Officers,
having one Day received from him a great blow on on his Leg, told
him coldly: _Pray have a care you don’t break my Leg_. But that
cruel Man redoubled his blow with such force, that he broke his
Shin-bone: _Well_, said then _Epictetus_ smiling, _did not I tell
you you were like to break my Leg?_
109
_Epictete_ Esclave d’_Epaphrodite_, Officier de _Neron_, ayant un
jour receu de lui un grand coup sur la jambe, lui dit froidement:
_Prenez garde, je vous prie de ne me pas casser la jambe_. Mais ce
cruel redoubla son coup d’une telle force qu’il lui brisa l’Os: _Hé
bien_, lui dit alors _Epictete_ en souriant, _ne vous l’avois je
pas dit que vous joüiez à me casser la jambe?_
110
_Antipater_ having defeated King _Agis_, demanded fifty
_Lacedemonian_ Boys, as Hostages to secure his Conquest.
_Etheocles_, who then was _Ephorus_, answered: _That he would give
him no Boys, lest being no more under the_ Spartan _Discipline_,
_they should contract vicious Inclinations; but that they were
ready to give him double that number of old Men and Women_.
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_Antipater_, aprés avoir vaincu le Roy _Agis_, demanda pour
seureté de sa conquête cinquante Enfans _Lacedemoniens_ en ôtage.
_Etheocles_, qui alors ètoit _Ephore_, rêpondit, _Qu’il ne lui
donneroit point d’Enfans, de crainte que n’etant plus soûmis à
la Discipline de_ Sparte, _ils ne contractassent de vicieuses
Inclinations: Mais qu’ils ètoient prêts de leur donner le double de
Vieillards, & de Femmes_.
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An _Jonian_ Woman made a shew of a piece of Work very rich, and
well wrought, but a _Lacedemonian_ shewing four Children whom she
had well brought up: _These_, said she, _are the Works that a
Virtuous Lady ought to value her self upon_.
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Une Femme _Jonienne_ faisoit parade d’un ouvrage de Main fort riche
& bien travaillé: Mais une _Lacedemonienne_ faisant paroitre quatre
Enfans qu’elle avoit fort sagement élevez: _Voilà_, dit elle, _les
Ouvrages dont une Dame Vertueuse doit tirer la veritable gloire_.
112
The Emperour _Theodosius_ committing his Sons to be instructed by
the learned _Arsenius_, told them: _Children, if you take care to
ennoble your Souls with Virtue and Knowledge, I will leave you my
Crown with Pleasure; but if you neglect that, I had rather see you
loose the Empire, than hazard it into the Hands of those that are
unfit to govern it: ’Tis better you should suffer the loss of it,
than occasion its ruin._
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