The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
The _Hungarians_, who had conspired against _Sigismundus_, being
entred into his Palace with design to either to seize or kill him,
the Emperour perceiv’d them and ran to them with a Dagger in his
Hand: _Which of you_, said he to them, _will be so insolent as to
abuse me? What have I done that deserves Death? If any one designs
to strike me, let him come forward, I’ll defend my self._ These
bold and resolute Words frighted the Conspirators to that degree,
that they run away at that very instant.
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Les _Hongrois_ qui avoient conspiré la perte de _Sigismond_,
ètant entrez en son Palais, ou pour le prendre, ou pour le tuer,
l’Empereur les apperçeut, & courut au devant d’eux, un Poignard
à la main: _Qui de vous, leur dit-il, sera assez insolent pour
me maltraiter? Qu’ai je fait qui merite la Mort? si quelqu’un a
dessein de me frapper qu’il avance, je me defendrai._ Ces Paroles
fierement prononcées épouvanterent tellement les conjurez; qu’ils
prirent aussitôt la fuite.
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A Modern Sage us’d to say, _That to be an Hypocrite was to go to
Hell by the Road of Heaven_.
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Un Sage Moderne disoit: _Que de faire l’Hypocrite c’étoit aller en
Enfer par le chemin de Paradis_.
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A Pope, before he was raised to the Soveraign Pontificate, out of a
feign’d and politick Humility, caused his Table to be spread with a
Fishing-net instead of a Table cloth; but assoon as he was advanced
to that high Dignity which he courted, he told his Officers who
would have served him as before: _Let me be served with Linnen, I
have no more occasion for a Net now the Fish is caught_.
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Un Pape, avant que d’être élevé au souverain Pontificat, faisoit,
par une feinte & politique humilité, couvrir sa Table d’un rets de
Pescheur au lieu d’une Nappe, mais aussi-tôt qu’il fut parvenu à
cette éminente dignité qu’il ambitionnoit, il dit à ses Officiers
qui le vouloient servir à l’ordinaire: _Servez moy de linge, je
n’ai plus besoin de filet, le Poisson est pris_.
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A Buffoon told one Day King _Francis_ the First, that he had a Book
of Fools, wherein he had writ the Name of the Emperour _Charles_
the V. the King ask’d him the Reason; _because_, said he, _by
passing through France, he exposes himself to be stopt_. But what
wilt thou say, continued the King, if not only I let him pass, but
likewise deliver up to him those Places I have promised him: _Do
you know_, said the Buffoon, _What I will do? I’ll blot_ Charles
the V’_s_. _name out of my Book, and writ yours instead of his_.
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