The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and ModernBoyer, Abel
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The Wise and Ingenious Companion, French and English;: or, A Collection of the Wit of the Illustrious Persons, Both Ancient and Modern
Boyer, Abel
Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Un Bouffon dit un jour au Roy _François_ qu’il avoit un Livre de
Fous où il avoit écrit le nom de l’Empereur _Charles Quint_. Le Roy
lui en demanda la Raison: _Parce_, dit il, _qu’en passant par la_
France, _il s’expose à être arrêté_, Maïs que diras-tu, continua le
Roy, si non seulement je le laisse passer, mais encore, si je lui
livre les Places que je lui ai promises: _Sçavez-vous_, repondit le
Bouffon, _ce que je ferai? J’ôterai de mon Livre le Nom de_ Charles
Quint, _& je mettrai le vôtre en sa Place._
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_Alphonsus_ King of _Aragon_ was so liberal, that he some
times gave away whole Cities and Dutchies, and took away great
part of the Taxes from his People, which gave him the Sir-name
of _Bored-hand_, and as one told him that his Donatives were
excessive, he said, _The chief care of a King ought to be to enrich
his Subjects, and let these be never so rich, the Prince is never
the poorer_.
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_Alphonse_ Roy d’_Aragon_ étoit si liberal, qu’il donnoit
quelquefois les Villes, & les Duchez, & remit à son Peuple
une grande partie des Impôts, c’est ce qui le fit appeller
_Main-percée_; & comme on lui temoignoit que ses Largesses étoient
excessives, il disoit: _Le principal Soin d’un Roy, doit être
d’enrichir ses Sujects, car quelques riches qu’ils soient, le
Prince n’en devient pas plus pauvre_.
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The same King used to say: _To live quiet in Marriage, the Husband
ought to be Deaf, that he mayn’t hear his Wifes Brawling and
Impertinence: and the Wife Blind, that she may not see her Husbands
Debauchery._
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Ce même Roy disoit ordinairement: _Pour vivre dans le Mariage,
il faut que le Mari soit Sourd, afin qu’il n’entende pas les
Impertinences et les Criailleries de sa Femme; et que la Femme soit
Aveugle pour ne voir point toutes les Debauches de son Mari._
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King _Alphonsus_ being Sick, and having try’d several Remedies to
no purpose, He left them all, and betook himself to the reading
of _Quintus Curtius_’s History: He was so much delighted with
it, that by degrees his Disease abated, and at last being fully
recover’d, he said, _Farewel_ Hypocrates, _farewel_ Avicenna, _and
all Physick_; _long live_ Quintus Curtius _my true Physician_.
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Le Roy _Alphonse_ étant malade aprés avoir tenté en vain plusieurs
Remedes, il les abandonna entierement, & se mit à lire l’Histoire
de _Quinte-Curse_. Le plaisir qu’il y prit soulagea peu à peu
son mal, & enfin se voyant gueri, il dit: _Adieu_ Hyppocrate,
_Adieu_ Avicenne, _& toute la Medecine_: _Vive_ Quinte-Curse, _mon
veritable Medecin_.
40
King _Henry_ the IV_th._ having a Book of some Regulations for the
State, shewn him by his Taylor, and compos’d by him, said to one
of his Officers: _Let my Chancellour come to me this minute to
make me a Sute of Cloaths, since my Taylor will pretend to make
Regulations_.
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