Angels -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
For the two figures suddenly turned the corner and were visible. The
Vicar, arm in arm with----
You see, it came on the Curate's wife suddenly. The Angel's face being
towards her she saw nothing of the wings. Only a face of unearthly
beauty in a halo of chestnut hair, and a graceful figure clothed in a
saffron garment that barely reached the knees. The thought of those
knees flashed upon the Vicar at once. He too was horrorstruck. So were
the two girls and Mrs Jehoram. All horrorstruck. The Angel stared in
astonishment at the horrorstruck group. You see, he had never seen
anyone horrorstruck before.
"MIS--ter Hilyer!" said the Curate's wife. "This is _too_ much!" She
stood speechless for a moment. "_Oh!_"
She swept round upon the rigid girls. "Come!" The Vicar opened and shut
his voiceless mouth. The world hummed and spun about him. There was a
whirling of zephyr skirts, four impassioned faces sweeping towards the
open door of the passage that ran through the vicarage. He felt his
position went with them.
"Mrs Mendham," said the Vicar, stepping forward. "Mrs Mendham. You don't
understand----"
"_Oh!_" they all said again.
One, two, three, four skirts vanished in the doorway. The Vicar
staggered half way across the lawn and stopped, aghast. "This comes," he
heard the Curate's wife say, out of the depth of the passage, "of having
an unmarried vicar----." The umbrella stand wobbled. The front door of
the vicarage slammed like a minute gun. There was silence for a space.
"I might have thought," he said. "She is always so hasty."
He put his hand to his chin--a habit with him. Then turned his face to
his companion. The Angel was evidently well bred. He was holding up Mrs
Jehoram's sunshade--she had left it on one of the cane chairs--and
examining it with extraordinary interest. He opened it. "What a curious
little mechanism!" he said. "What can it be for?"
The Vicar did not answer. The angelic costume certainly was--the Vicar
knew it was a case for a French phrase--but he could scarcely remember
it. He so rarely used French. It was not _de trop_, he knew. Anything
but _de trop_. The Angel was _de trop_, but certainly not his costume.
Ah! _Sans culotte!_
The Vicar examined his visitor critically--for the first time. "He
_will_ be difficult to explain," he said to himself softly.
The Angel stuck the sunshade into the turf and went to smell the sweet
briar. The sunshine fell upon his brown hair and gave it almost the
appearance of a halo. He pricked his finger. "Odd!" he said. "Pain
again."
"Yes," said the Vicar, thinking aloud. "He's very beautiful and curious
as he is. I should like him best so. But I am afraid I must."
He approached the Angel with a nervous cough.
XI.
"Those," said the Vicar, "were ladies."
"How grotesque," said the Angel, smiling and smelling the sweet briar.
"And such quaint shapes!"
"Possibly," said the Vicar. "Did you, _ahem_, notice how they behaved?"
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