The Works of Lucian of Samosata — Volume 01Lucian, of Samosata
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The Works of Lucian of Samosata — Volume 01
Lucian, of Samosata
Lucian, of Samosata -- Translations into English
I can indeed conceive nothing more extraordinary than that so many of
them should get themselves absolutely perfect in your words, and then
live precisely as if the sole object of reading and studying them had
been to reverse them in practice. All their professions of despising
wealth and appearances, of admiring nothing but what is noble, of
superiority to passion, of being proof against splendour, and
associating with its owners only on equal terms—how fair and wise and
laudable they all are! But they take pay for imparting them, they are
abashed in presence of the rich, their lips water at sight of coin;
they are dogs for temper, hares for cowardice, apes for imitativeness,
asses for lust, cats for thievery, cocks for jealousy. They are a
perfect laughing-stock with their strivings after vile ends, their
jostling of each other at rich men's doors, their attendance at crowded
dinners, and their vulgar obsequiousness at table. They swill more than
they should and would like to swill more than they do, they spoil the
wine with unwelcome and untimely disquisitions, and they cannot carry
their liquor. The ordinary people who are present naturally flout them,
and are revolted by the philosophy which breeds such brutes.
What is so monstrous is that every man of them says he has no needs,
proclaims aloud that wisdom is the only wealth, and directly afterwards
comes begging and makes a fuss if he is refused; it would hardly be
stranger to see one in kingly attire, with tall tiara, crown, and all
the attributes of royalty, asking his inferiors for a little something
more. When they want to get something, we hear a great deal, to be
sure, about community of goods—how wealth is a thing indifferent—and
what is gold and silver?—neither more nor less worth than pebbles on
the beach. But when an old comrade and tried friend needs help and
comes to them with his modest requirements, ah, then there is silence
and searchings of heart, unlearning of tenets and flat renunciation of
doctrines. All their fine talk of friendship, with Virtue and The Good,
have vanished and flown, who knows whither? they were winged words in
sad truth, empty phantoms, only meant for daily conversational use.
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