The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. IIBrown, Thomas
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The works of Mr. Thomas Brown, serious and comical : in prose and verse, with his remains in four volumes compleat; vol. II
Brown, Thomas
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800; Erotic literature -- Early works to 1800; Latin literature -- Translations into English
_Ghost._ I was a man of quality, of the same country; but my fortune
being, in my youth, run out, in _France_ for breeding, and in _England_
by keeping, I thought in my riper years to retrieve all by marrying a
_city heiress_; but she had by nature, so much of the mother in her,
that by intriguing and equipage she soon brought me into a worse
condition than before: so that, as my last refuge, I was forc’d to turn
_Plotter_, and being discover’d, was lopp’d shorter by the head, as all
this honourable tribe that follows me were.
_Lucif._ Away with ’em. [_They are carry’d off, and, as the next are
bringing to the bar, the beaux discourse again._
_1 Beau. Gh._ D--me, _Ned_, this was a worse fool than the other.
_2 Beau. Gh._ R--t me, _Jack_, _vous avez raison_: for I always lov’d to
keep myself out of the _jeopardy of action_: _Jack_, I’d talk treason,
or so; sort myself with the disaffected, and blow up the coals of their
_discontent_, or so: but for _engagements, covenants, conditions, and
unlawful assemblies_, ’gad they must pardon me.
[_Aside._
_1 Beau. Gh._ Z--ns, _Ned_, thou and I were always one man; I could rail
at the magistrates, pen a lampoon, or, at least, convey it to _Julian_,
give penny pies to the mob to make a noise, ridicule the transactions of
the government, and give squinting reflections on the king, that was my
_ne plus ultra_; for all that I can see, we are in the best case still,
_Ned_. But now our band advances, let us press forward, or our cause may
fail.
[_Aside._
_2 Beau. Gh._ Hell and damnation, all’s lost; for look yonder, that
conceited coxcomb, my lord _Flippant_, presuming on his quality, has
taken upon him to be our chief, and spokes-man.
[_Aside._
_1 Beau. Gh._ S--nk me, _Ned_, so say I: I never knew a conceited man,
but he was a fool; but let’s hear, we may put in an appeal, or a writ of
error afterward, or award judgment, if our cause be ill handled.
[_Aside._
O! what an admirable thing it is to be a man of parts!
_Luc._ Speak, thou fluttering fool, for the rest of this thy
peacock-gang.
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