The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original IllustrationsHood, Thomas
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The Works of Thomas Hood; Vol. 02 (of 11): Comic and Serious, in Prose and Verse, With All the Original Illustrations
Hood, Thomas
English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
human life by the devouring element, but I have reason to believe it
was only the Dean and Chapter saving the Wax-Work. As far as my own
observation went, the first object carried out certainly bore a strong
resemblance to General Monk.
In the meantime a select party had effected an entrance into the Hall,
but not without some serious delay, occasioned, I believe, by somebody
within bringing the wrong key, that belonged to a tea-caddy. However,
at last they entered, and I followed their example. The first person
I beheld was the veteran Higginbottom, so unfairly, but facetiously,
put to death by the authors of the Rejected Addresses; for no man is
more alive to his duty. But he was sadly hampered. First came one
Hon. Gent. said to be Mr. Morrison, and insisted on directing the
_Hose_ department; and next arrived a noble Lord from Crockford’s, who
wouldn’t sit out, but persisted in taking a hand, and playing, though
every body agreed that he played too high. I mention this, because some
of the journals have imputed mismanagement to the engines, and have
insinuated that the pipes wanted organising; indeed, I myself overheard
a noble director of the Academy of Music lamenting that the firemen did
not “play in concert.”
[Illustration: PLAYING AT HAZARD.]
The same remark applies with greater force to the House of Commons.
Here all was confusion worse confounded, and Higginbottom’s station
was enviable, compared with that of some of the poor fellows in St.
Stephen’s Chapel. A considerable number of members had arrived, and
without any attention to their usual parliamentary rules, were all
making motions at once, which nobody seconded. The most prominent,
I was informed, were Mr. Hume, Mr. O’Connell, Mr. Attwood, Mr.
Buckingham, Mr. Pease, Sir Andrew, and Mr. Buxton--the latter almost
covered with blacks. The clamour was terrific, and I really expected
that the poor foremen who held the pipes would be torn in pieces. Every
body wanted to command the Coldstream. Nothing but shouts of “Here!
here! here!” answered like an Irish echo by cries of “There! there!
there!” “Oh, save my savings!”--“My poor, Poor Bill!” “More water--more
water for my Drunkenness!” “Work awa, lads, work awa--it’s no the
Sabbath, and ye may just play at what ye like!”
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