The Worst Joke in the WorldHolding, Elisabeth Sanxay
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The Worst Joke in the World
Holding, Elisabeth Sanxay
Families -- Fiction; Mothers-in-law -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
But of course she couldn’t be. Nobody can be let alone except those
who would give all the world for a little tiresome interference. Molly
saw at once how tired she was, and wanted her to lie down and have
dinner brought up to her. Robert, by saying nothing at all, was still
more difficult to endure.
“I’m not particularly tired, Molly, thank you,” said Mrs. Champney,
with great politeness.
What she wanted to do was to stamp her foot and cry:
“Let me alone! Let me alone! Tomorrow is Saturday, and the next day is
Sunday. You can talk to me on Sunday. Let me alone now!”
She sternly repressed all this. She sat down at the table and tried to
eat her dinner. She forced herself to remain in the sitting room until
ten o’clock.
“In a week or two I’ll go away and get a room for myself,” she
thought, “where I can be as tired as I like!”
When the clock struck ten, she sat still and counted up to five
hundred, so that she wouldn’t seem like a tired person in a dreadful
hurry to get to bed. Then she rose, said good night to Robert and
Molly, and went upstairs.
Even then she would not slight or omit any detail of her routine. She
washed, rubbed cold cream into her hands, braided her hair, folded her
clothes neatly, ready for the morning, and knelt down to say her
prayers. Then she turned out the light, opened the window, and got
into bed; and she was so glad to be there, so glad to lay her tired
gray head on the pillow, that she cried.
She was ashamed of this weakness, and meant to struggle against it;
but sleep came before she had driven it away—a heavy and sorrowful
sleep, colored with the mist of tears.
She slept. Then she sighed, and stirred in her sleep. Something was
coming through into the shadowy world of dreams—something imperious
and menacing. She didn’t want to wake up, but something was forcing
her to do so. She heard something calling.
She sat up suddenly. It was a child’s voice calling “Mother!”—a sound
which would, she thought, have reached her even in heaven.
“Mother! Mother! I _want_ you!” It was Bobbetty screaming that, and no
one answered him. “I want you, mother!”
“What’s the matter with Molly?” thought Mrs. Champney in a blaze of
anger.
She got out of bed and hurried barefooted across the room. That baby
voice was filling the whole house, the whole world, with its
heartbreaking cry:
“Mother! Mother!”
Mrs. Champney went out into the hall, and there she found Robert and
Molly standing in the dim light outside Bobbetty’s door—Molly with her
magnificent hair hanging loose about her shoulders, her face quite
desperate, tears rolling down her cheeks.
“What’s the matter?” cried Mrs. Champney.
“Hush!” whispered Robert. “Dr. Pinney said we weren’t to take him
up—said it was nothing but temper. I went in to see, and he’s
perfectly all right. He simply wants Molly to take him up.”
“But he’s—so little!” sobbed Molly, in a smothered voice.
“Mother! I want you, mother!” shrieked Bobbetty.
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