The Wrong WomanStewart, Charles D. (Charles David)
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The Wrong Woman
Stewart, Charles D. (Charles David)
Texas -- Fiction
"Some sheep," remarked Todd, "ain't got natural human affections. When
one of that kind has a lamb you've got to mix in and get her to adopt
it. And half the time it's twins. And maybe she's willin' to take one
and won't have the other. I would n't have the patience."
"Nor me, either," said Harry Lee. "I have a brother that tried it one
time. And after he got through with that band of sheep, it would have
taken Solomon to straighten out the family troubles. One thousand of
them. Some had twins and some did n't have any, and the bunch was full
of robber lambs."
"What's robber lambs?" asked Diefenbach, who had now turned his back on
the workbench.
"That's a lamb that has n't got any mother in particular. Maybe his
own mother died or disowned him. And the other sheep all know their
own lambs and won't have anything to do with him. You see, a sheep is
mighty particular; no admittance unless he 's the right one, according
to smell. And maybe she won't take one anyway. Then the lamb is up
against trouble; he keeps going round trying to get dinner everywhere.
If he 's a robber lamb, he finds out that if he comes up and takes his
dinner from behind she can't smell him and don't know the difference.
What a sheep don't know don't hurt her. That's where a lot of trouble
comes in."
"What hurt does that do?" inquired the philosophic Diefenbach. "Has
n't a lamb got to have some milk?"
"Sure. But that sheep has got a lamb of her own; and pretty likely she
has twins, and it's all she can do to keep them. So this lamb that's
onto the game comes and robs them."
"You see, it's like this," put in Sloan. "Suppose you have a thousand
sheep; and over here is a lot of lambs playing around. You see, a
sheep and a lamb don't always go together like a cow and a calf. Sheep
are awful monotonous, and I guess the lambs know it. So they go off in
a bunch and have a good time. And when one of them gets hungry he lets
a bleat out of him and starts for the bunch of sheep. They are all
tuned up to a different sound; so are the sheep. And the lamb and the
sheep know each other by sound. Well, the sheep will hear that and
she'll let out her sound and get an answer back, and that way he 'll
find her in the bunch. Maybe they meet halfway; then she smells him
and it is all right. Well, we have a thousand sheep all grazing
together; and off here is a bunch of lambs with a lot of robbers among
them, all playing and skipping around and having a hell of a time.
Well, a robber lamb gets hungry all of a sudden, so he skips off and
takes the first sheep that comes handy. He takes what ain't his. And
maybe it's twins. After a while little Johnny and Mary come home and
then _they 're_ up against it."
"And if you let things go like that," added Lee, "one sheep won't have
any lamb or any milk and another will be feeding two twins and a
robber. You can't raise sheep that way."
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