American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
The advantages that any man or race has, can sometimes be handicaps.
Having hands, which so aids a race, for instance, can also be
harmful. The simians will do so many things with their hands, it
will be bad for their bodies. Instead of roaming far and wide over
the country, getting vigorous exercise, they will use their hands
to catch and tame horses, build carriages, motors, and then when
they want a good outing they will "go for a ride," with their bodies
slumped down, limp and sluggish, and losing their spring.
Then too their brains will do harm, and great harm, to their bodies.
The brain will give them such an advantage over all other animals
that they will insensibly be led to rely too much on it, to give it
too free a rein, and to find the mirrors in it too fascinating. This
organ, this outgrowth, this new part of them, will grow over-active,
and its many fears and fancies will naturally injure the body. The
interadjustment is delicate and intimate, the strain is continuous.
When the brain fails to act with the body, or, worse, works against
it, the body will sicken no matter what cures doctors try.
As in bodily self-respect, so in racial self-respect, they'll be
wanting. They will have plenty of racial pride and prejudice, but
that is not the same thing. That will make them angry when simians
of one color mate with those of another. But a general deterioration
in physique will cause much less excitement.
They will _talk_ about improving the race--they will talk about
everything--but they won't use their chances to _do_ it. Whenever
a new discovery makes life less hard, for example, these heedless
beings will seldom preserve this advantage, or use their new wealth
to take more time thereafter for thought, or to gain health and
strength or do anything else to make the race better. Instead, they
will use the new ease just to increase in numbers; and they will keep
on at this until misery once more has checked them. Life will then
be as hard as ever, naturally, and the chance will be gone.
They will have a proverb, "The poor ye have always with you,"--said
by one who knew simians.
Their ingenious minds will have an answer to this. They will argue
it is well that life should be Spartan and hard, because of the
discipline and its strengthening effects on the character. But
the good effects of this sort of discipline will be mixed with sad
wreckage. And only creatures incapable of disciplining themselves
could thus argue. It is an odd expedient to get yourself into
trouble just for discipline's sake.
The fact is, however, the argument won't be sincere. When their
nations grow so over-populous and their families so large it means
misery, that will not be a sign of their having felt ready for
discipline. It will be a sign of their not having practised it
in their sexual lives.
XI
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