American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
The simians are always being stirred by desire and passion.
It constantly excites them, constantly runs through their minds.
Wild or tame, primitive or cultured, this is a brand of the
breed. Other species have times and seasons for sexual matters,
but the simian-folk are thus preoccupied all the year round.
This super-abundance of desire is not necessarily good or bad, of
itself. But to shape it for the best it will have to be studied--and
faced. This they will not do. Some of them won't like to study it,
deeming it bad--deeming it bad yet yielding constantly to it. Others
will hesitate because they will deem it so sacred, or will secretly
fear that study might show them it ought to be curbed.
Meantime, this part of their nature will be coloring all their
activities. It will beautify their arts, and erotically confuse
their religions. It will lend a little interest to even their dull
social functions. It will keep alive degrading social evils in all
their great towns. Through these latter evils, too, their politics
will be corrupted; especially their best and most democratic attempts
at self-government. Self-government works best among those who have
learned to self-govern.
In the far distant ages that lie before us what will be the result of
this constant preoccupation with desire? Will it kill us or save us?
Will this trait and our insatiable curiosity interact on each other?
That might further eugenics. That might give us a better chance to
breed finely than all other species.
We already owe a great deal to passion: more than men ever realize.
Wasn't it Darwin who once even risked the conjecture that the vocal
organs themselves were developed for sexual purposes, the object
being to call or charm one's mate. Hence--perhaps--only animals
that were continuously concerned with their matings would be at all
likely to form an elaborate language. And without an elaborate
language, growth is apt to be slow.
If we owe this to passion, what follows? Does it mean, for example,
that the more different mates that each simian once learned to charm,
the more rapidly language, and with it civilization, advanced?
XII
A doctor, who was making a study of monkeys, once told me that he
was trying experiments that bore on the polygamy question. He had
a young monkey named Jack who had mated with a female named Jill;
and in another cage another newly-wedded pair, Arabella and Archer.
Each pair seemed absorbed in each other, and devoted and happy.
They even bugged each other at mealtime and exchanged bits of food.
After a time their transports grew less fiery, and their affections
less fixed. Archer got a bit bored. He was decent about it,
though, and when Arabella cuddled beside him he would more or less
perfunctorily embrace her. But when he forgot, she grew cross.
The same thing occurred a little later in the Jack and Jill cage,
only there it was Jill who became a little tired of Jack.
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