American wit and humor; Evolution (Biology) -- Wit and humor
"Our problem is not to discover what we ought to do if we were
different, but what we ought to do, being what we are. There
is no end to the beings we can imagine different from ourselves;
but they do not exist," and we cannot be sure they would be better
than we if they did. For, when we imagine them, we must imagine
their entire environment; they would have to be a part of some
whole that does not now exist. And that new whole, that new reality,
being merely a figment of our little minds, "would probably be
inferior to the reality that is. For there is this to be said in
favor of reality: that we have nothing to compare it with. Our
fantasies are always incomplete, because they are fantasies. And
reality is complete. We cannot compare their incompleteness with
its completeness."[1]
[1] From an anonymous article entitled "Tolstoy and Russia" in the
London Times, Sept. 26,1918.
Too many moralists begin with a dislike of reality: a dislike of men
as they are. They are free to dislike them--but not at the same time
to be moralists. Their feeling leads them to ignore the obligation
which should rest on all teachers, "to discover the best that man
can do, not to set impossibilities before him and tell him that if
he does not perform them he is damned."
Man is moldable; very; and it is desirable that he should aspire.
But he is apt to be hasty about accepting any and all general ideals
without figuring out whether they are suitable for simian use.
One result of his habit of swallowing whole most of the ideals
that occur to him, is that he has swallowed a number that strongly
conflict. Any ideal whatever strains our digestions if it is hard
to assimilate: but when two at once act on us in different ways, it
is unbearable. In such a case, the poets will prefer the ideal
that's idealest: the hard-headed instinctively choose the one adapted
to simians.
Whenever this is argued, extremists spring up on each side. One
extremist will say that being mere simians we cannot transcend much,
and will seem to think that having limitations we should preserve
them forever. The other will declare that we are not merely simians,
never were just plain animals; or, if we were, souls were somehow
smuggled in to us, since which time we have been different. We have
all been perfect at heart since that date, equipped with beautiful
spirits, which only a strange perverse obstinacy leads us to soil.
What this obstinacy is, is the problem that confronts theologians.
They won't think of it as simian-ness; they call it original sin.
They regard it as the voice of some devil, and say good men should
not listen to it. The scientists say it isn't a devil, it is part
of our nature, which should of course be civilized and guided, but
should not be stamped out. (It might mutilate us dangerously to
become under-simianized. Look at Mrs. Humphry Ward and George
Washington. Worthy souls, but no flavor.)
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