"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
I’d adore to, Evie, but, you see—
EVELYN
Oh, I know you can’t possibly; but it seems hard that the moment I begin
to get to know you properly you’re whisked out of sight again.
CAROL
[_Gently_]
There are lots of other nights.
EVELYN
Yes, I suppose there are.
CAROL
I’m certainly not frightened of you any more now—you’re an absolute baby.
EVELYN
Crying for the moon?
CAROL
I don’t rate myself quite so high as that.
EVELYN
You’re just as unattainable.
CAROL
Evie!
EVELYN
I’m sorry. I oughtn’t to have said that.
CAROL
[_After a slight pause_]
I don’t mind.
EVELYN
You are a dear.
CAROL
Am I?
EVELYN
May I ring you up to-morrow morning?
CAROL
Of course.
EVELYN
And perhaps—some time soon—?
CAROL
[_With determination_]
I’ll dine with you to-night, Evie.
EVELYN
Carol!
CAROL
Yes. I can put off the Challoners. They bore me stiff, anyway. I’d much
rather talk to you.
EVELYN
I say, it’s most terribly sweet of you to take pity on me like this.
CAROL
Don’t be silly. It’ll be a mutual benefit. I’m bored and you’re bored.
Where shall we dine?
EVELYN
Anywhere you choose.
CAROL
The awful thing is I simply daren’t go anywhere where I’m likely to be
seen.
EVELYN
We could dine at the flat if you like, but it will be fearfully dull.
CAROL
Oh, _let’s_ do that. And we can creep out somewhere afterward if we feel
like it.
EVELYN
Are you sure that’s all right?
CAROL
Positive. It will be divine being quiet for once.
EVELYN
Don’t say anything to Edward.
CAROL
[_Quickly_]
Why not?
EVELYN
Well, I got out of dining with him to-night. I wanted to be by myself,
you see.
CAROL
Well, you’re not going to be now.
EVELYN
I know. Isn’t it damnable?
CAROL
Beastly. Will you fetch me?
EVELYN
Yes. What time?
CAROL
Latish—about nine.
EVELYN
Splendid—
[_Enter EDWARD in evening dress._]
CAROL
You have been quick.
EDWARD
I’ve hurried. I know how impatient Evie is. Are you quite determined
about the Harringtons, Carol?
CAROL
_Quite!_ I simply couldn’t bear it.
EDWARD
Oh, all right, then. I’ll apologize for you.
CAROL
Do, there’s a dear. Good-by, Evie. Come and see me again soon.
EVELYN
Thanks. I will.
EDWARD
Come on. I haven’t got much time. Good-night, Carol.
CAROL
Good-night, darling.
[_EDWARD and EVELYN go off. CAROL lights a cigarette and goes to the
telephone._]
CAROL
[_At telephone_]
Mayfair 7,065 please.... Yes. [_A pause_] Hallo! Is that you, Fay....
Yes. Can I speak to Harry? Oh yes, rather. I’ll hold on.... Harry....
Yes, it’s me. Look here, I can’t dine to-night, because I can’t, I feel
too tired. I may not have looked tired this afternoon, but I tell you
I am now.... Don’t be so annoying, Harry.... No, it isn’t that at all.
I’m going to dine in bed.... No, don’t. I shall probably be asleep....
Well, of course, if you’re going to talk like that.... I’m afraid you’re
developing into a bore, Harry. I’m _so_ sorry! [_She bangs down the
receiver._] Silly fool!
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