"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
[_She picks up her bag and gloves and goes off._]
CURTAIN
“THIS WAS A MAN”
Act Two
ACT II
_The scene is EVELYN BATHURST’S flat. It is a manly apartment, furnished
with precision but no imagination. There is a door up left opening into a
small hall and thence to the front door. Up right is EVIE’S bedroom and
down left a service door. Between these two is the fireplace, in front of
which is a large sofa and a couple of armchairs. The windows occupy the
right wall. The table, center, is laid for two._
[_When the curtain rises, it is about 9.15 p.m. and BLACKWELL is
putting the finishing touches, which consist of a bowl of roses
and a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket. He is regarding his
handiwork pensively when there comes the sound of a key in the
front door. After a moment EVELYN and CAROL enter. EVELYN is
wearing a dinner jacket; CAROL, an elaborately simple dinner
dress and cloak._]
CAROL
What a nice flat!
EVELYN
I’ve been here for years.
CAROL
It’s all quite typical of you.
EVELYN
How do you know?
CAROL
Well, don’t you think it is?
EVELYN
I’ve never thought about it much.
CAROL
Solid and rather austere.
EVELYN
That sounds beastly.
CAROL
No. I like it.
EVELYN
I’m glad. Let me take your cloak. [_He takes her cloak and lays it over a
chair._] Cocktails please, Blackwell.
BLACKWELL
Yes, sir.
[_He goes off._]
CAROL
I suppose he’s been with you as long as the flat?
EVELYN
Longer, really; he was my batman when I was a raw subaltern.
CAROL
[_Smiling_]
You must have been rather nice as a subaltern.
EVELYN
Oh no, I wasn’t. You ask Edward.
CAROL
Edward adores you.
EVELYN
We’re very old friends.
CAROL
It’s always puzzled me. You’re so very different from each other.
EVELYN
Edward’s a damn sight cleverer.
CAROL
Now then—
EVELYN
But he is.
CAROL
You seem to have done very well at your job and you’re always winning
things.
EVELYN
I haven’t done anything.
CAROL
Nonsense. [_She wanders round the room, looking at photographs._] Who’s
this?
EVELYN
Mary Liddle. I was engaged to her once.
CAROL
Oh, I see.
EVELYN
I suppose you want to know why nothing ever came of it.
CAROL
Of course.
EVELYN
She ran off with some one she hardly knew.
CAROL
What a shame!
EVELYN
I expect I bored her stiff—
CAROL
Were you very much in love with her?
EVELYN
Yes. I think I was.
CAROL
I can’t imagine you in love.
EVELYN
It doesn’t happen often.
CAROL
[_Smiling and patting his arm_]
Never mind, Evie.
EVELYN
I don’t. It’s a relief really.
[_BLACKWELL enters with the cocktails; they both take them._]
EVELYN
Dinner please, Blackwell.
BLACKWELL
Very good, sir.
[_He goes out._]
CAROL
[_At another photograph_]
Is this your mother?
EVELYN
Yes.
CAROL
You’re awfully like her.
EVELYN
It’s the nose, I think.
CAROL
And the chin—so firm and unrelenting. I love firm chins.
EVELYN
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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