"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
Of course not.
HARRY
Where does he sleep?
CAROL
[_Pointing to door, R._]
In there.
[_HARRY, with big drink in his hand, tiptoes over and listens at the
door._]
HARRY
I can’t hear a sound.
CAROL
He doesn’t snore unless he’s taken to it lately.
HARRY
[_Returning_]
Darling, do you love me?
CAROL
What a silly question!
HARRY
It’s all been so wonderful.
CAROL
[_Smiling_]
Has it?
HARRY
Well, hasn’t it?
CAROL
Yes, it has rather. [_He puts down his drink and takes her in his arms._]
Look out—
[_She is holding her glass out at arm’s length to prevent it
upsetting._]
HARRY
Put it down, darling—
[_There is a good deal of passion in his voice when he says,
“darling.”_]
CAROL
Why?
HARRY
I want to kiss you.
CAROL
Again?
HARRY
Yes, again and again and again—forever.
[_He takes her glass and slams it down on the table._]
CAROL
Shhh! Don’t be a fool.
HARRY
I don’t care—
[_He kisses her lingeringly._]
CAROL
[_Gently disentangling herself_]
I do—it’s silly to be reckless.
HARRY
I don’t believe you love me as much as you did before.
CAROL
It isn’t that at all—you know it isn’t.
HARRY
Kiss me then.
CAROL
Very well.
[_She goes up to him and quietly kisses him on the mouth. They stand
there motionless for a moment._]
HARRY
I want you—all over again—for the first time.
CAROL
[_Stroking his face_]
Darling.
HARRY
I’m crazy about you.
CAROL
You must go home to bed now.
HARRY
Will you telephone me?
CAROL
Yes.
HARRY
First thing?
CAROL
Yes.
HARRY
Promise.
CAROL
Promise.
[_They go out of the door. There is a little whispering in the hall.
Then a silence and the sound of the front door closing gently. CAROL
comes back into the studio pensively. She finishes her whisky and
soda, takes a biscuit, and flings her cloak over her arm; then she
switches off the light and goes slowly off up R. Her door closes.
After a slight pause EDWARD CHURT rises from the big armchair by
the fire in which he has been sitting with his back to the audience,
and goes over to the table. He switches on the lamp again and helps
himself to a sandwich; he munches it thoughtfully for a moment, then
with an air of determination picks up the whole plate, switches off
the lamp and—retires to his room._]
CURTAIN
SCENE II
_The scene is the same. It is an afternoon a few weeks later about five
o’clock._
[_When the curtain rises, LADY MARGOT BUTLER is seated down-stage in
a slightly picturesque attitude. She is a good-looking woman of about
thirty-five. EDWARD is working on a sketch of her and is hidden from
view behind an easel._]
MARGOT
I’m much more comfortable now, Edward.
EDWARD
Yes, I see you are. Would you mind getting uncomfortable again?
MARGOT
[_Rearranging herself_]
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