"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
Why? Edward’s awfully weak, and Zoe—[_She laughs sadly._] Will you turn
around again now, please. [_EVELYN does so and buries his face in his
hands._] Don’t be upset about it, Evie—it’s between Edward and me,
really, and nobody knew—until now. I made him swear never to tell a soul,
otherwise he’d have told you ages ago—he always tells you everything.
I’ve behaved rather badly since then, I know, but something went dead,
inside me and—well, it doesn’t seem to matter much, does it?
EVELYN
[_After a pause_]
May I get up now and get a drink?
CAROL
There’s nothing more to say, anyhow.
[_EVELYN goes over and pours himself out a drink. He turns suddenly._]
EVELYN
You wouldn’t lie to me, would you?
CAROL
[_With dignity_]
Even I have a little decency left.
[_She turns to go again._]
EVELYN
Carol!
CAROL
[_Turning_]
Yes.
EVELYN
What can I say to you?
CAROL
Nothing.
EVELYN
I’m desperately sorry.
CAROL
All right.
EVELYN
I’ve been an abject, blundering fool. It wasn’t my business, anyhow.
CAROL
[_With a wan smile_]
Your motives were sound.
EVELYN
Can you forgive me?
CAROL
Yes, of course.
EVELYN
I mean really forgive me?
CAROL
[_Holding out her hand._]
Completely.
EVELYN
You’re very generous.
[_He takes it._]
CAROL
There’s one more thing I want to clear up.
EVELYN
What?
CAROL
I came here to-night for one reason only.
EVELYN
Yes?
CAROL
I love you!
EVELYN
[_Dropping her hand_]
Carol!
CAROL
It’s all right—don’t be afraid. I’m going now—but I didn’t want you to
think me too cheap—that’s all.
EVELYN
I’m utterly bewildered.
CAROL
It hasn’t been very easy for either of us, has it?
EVELYN
You can’t mean what you say.
CAROL
You know I do—you’ve known it all along, subconsciously.
EVELYN
Carol—I’m dreadfully—horribly embarrassed.
CAROL
Poor old Evie.
EVELYN
I don’t know what to do.
CAROL
We’ll both laugh over to-night one day, won’t we?
EVELYN
Will we?
CAROL
[_With beautifully forced gayety_]
Yes—you see.
EVELYN
You are an extraordinary woman.
CAROL
Just rather silly, I’m afraid. Good night.
EVELYN
I’m going to see you home.
CAROL
No, please. I’d rather go alone. Please, I mean it, honestly.
EVELYN
But—
CAROL
It’s only just round the corner.
EVELYN
I can’t let you go alone.
CAROL
[_With gentle firmness_]
You must—please.
EVELYN
[_Looking down_]
All right.
CAROL
We’re friends, aren’t we?
EVELYN
[_Still looking down_]
Yes.
CAROL
In spite of everything?
EVELYN
Yes.
CAROL
Because of everything?
EVELYN
Oh, Carol!
CAROL
Good night, my dear. [_She comes to him and kisses him gently on the
mouth. Suddenly he crushes her to him. After a moment she disentangles
herself._] No, no! I didn’t mean it, really. I’m not going to be cheap
any more. Stand quite still where you are, not looking. I don’t want you
to move until I’ve gone.
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