"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three actsCoward, Noël
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"This was a man" : $b A comedy in three acts
Coward, Noël
Comedy plays; English drama (Comedy) -- 20th century; Triangles (Interpersonal relations) -- Drama
You’d told me all about Jim and Bobbie and your exact feelings toward
each of them before we’d known each other a month.
MARGOT
It’s because you’re so sympathetic; you invite confidence.
EDWARD
Nonsense.
MARGOT
You’re being perfectly horrid to-day. Has anything happened to upset you?
EDWARD
No, I don’t think so.
MARGOT
Well I shan’t sit for you again unless you’re in a better temper.
EDWARD
Don’t be cross.
MARGOT
I’m not cross. I’m hurt.
EDWARD
I think perhaps I do feel a little nervy.
MARGOT
There now, I knew it.
[_BERRY enters with tea._]
EDWARD
Here’s tea, anyhow. When Lord Romford calls, Berry, show him straight in,
will you?
BERRY
Yes, sir.
EDWARD
You’d better make some cocktails.
BERRY
Very well, sir.
[_He goes out._]
MARGOT
Do you want lemon or milk?
EDWARD
Neither, thanks. Just plain unvarnished tea.
MARGOT
Is that Katherine Loring? [_Looking at picture._]
EDWARD
Yes, unfinished.
MARGOT
She always is unfinished. She has a negligible personality, I’m afraid.
Here you are.
[_She hands him his tea._]
EDWARD
Thank you.
MARGOT
I hear Zoe’s back.
EDWARD
Yes, she rang me up this morning.
MARGOT
Where’s she been, exactly?
EDWARD
All over the place.
MARGOT
Who with?
EDWARD
By herself, I believe.
MARGOT
My dear, she must have been with _somebody_. She couldn’t have been all
alone after all that awful business. She’d have gone mad.
EDWARD
She’ll be here soon. You’ll be able to ask her about it.
MARGOT
You were engaged to her once, weren’t you?
EDWARD
Now then, Margot.
MARGOT
You were. I _know_ you were. Carol told me.
EDWARD
Well, as a matter of fact, we weren’t actually. We’ve been friends since
we were children and we did discuss marriage at one time, but without
great conviction.
MARGOT
I can’t understand why she let Kenneth divorce her. Everybody knows—
EDWARD
Zoe wished for her freedom and just went about getting it as quickly as
possible.
MARGOT
Well I don’t know how she could have faced it. I shouldn’t have dared—
EDWARD
You’re less independent than she is.
MARGOT
I believe you’re going to be horrid again.
[_BERRY enters._]
BERRY
[_Announcing_]
Lord Romford.
[_BOBBIE ROMFORD enters. He is a nice-looking, meaningless young man._]
BOBBIE
Excuse my butting in like this, Churt.
[_He and EDWARD shake hands._]
EDWARD
We were expecting you. The cocktails will be here in a moment.
BOBBIE
Hallo, Margot! How’s the picture going?
MARGOT
It’s nearly finished, but Edward won’t let me see it. He’s been
thoroughly soured up all the afternoon.
EDWARD
Margot has been trying to persuade me to brush my hair with her.
BOBBIE
[_Puzzled_]
Brush your hair?
EDWARD
Yes, metaphorically speaking.
BOBBIE
[_Relieved_]
Oh, I see.
EDWARD
Hair-brushing is a symbol of girlish confidences. Even the nicest people
do it.
MARGOT
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