English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Jenkin.
His name’s Master Cranwell. God’s light, hark, within there, my
master calls to lay more billets upon the fire. Come, come! Lord,
how we that are in office here in the house are troubled! One spread
the carpet in the parlour, and stand ready to snuff the lights; the
rest be ready to prepare their stomachs. More lights in the hall
there. Come, Nich’las.
[_Exeunt all but_ Nicholas.
Nicholas.
I cannot eat, but had I Wendoll’s heart
I would eat that; the rogue grows impudent.
Oh, I have seen such vile notorious tricks,
Ready to make my eyes dart from my head.
I’ll tell my master, by this air I will!
Fall what may fall, I’ll tell him. Here he comes.
_Enter_ Frankford, _brushing the crumbs from his clothes with a
napkin, as newly risen from supper_.
Frankford.
Nicholas, what make you here? why are not you
At supper in the hall among your fellows?
Nicholas.
Master, I stayed your rising from the board,
To speak with you.
Frankford.
Be brief, then, gentle Nicholas;
My wife and guests attend me in the parlour.
Why dost thou pause? Now, Nicholas, you want money,
And, unthrift-like, would eat into your wages
Ere you have earned it: here, sir, ’s half a crown;
Play the good husband,[1.25] and away to supper.
Nicholas.
By this hand, an honourable gentleman! I will not see him
wronged.--Sir, I have served you long; you entertained me seven
years before your beard.[1.26] You knew me, sir, before you knew
my mistress.
Frankford.
What of this, good Nicholas?
Nicholas.
I never was a make-bate[1.27] or a knave;
I have no fault but one: I’m given to quarrel,
But not with women. I will tell you, master,
That which will make your heart leap from your breast,
Your hair to startle from your head, your ears to tingle.
Frankford.
What preparation’s this to dismal news?
Nicholas.
’Sblood, sir! I love you better than your wife;
I’ll make it good.
Frankford.
You are a knave, and I have much ado
With wonted patience to contain my rage,
And not to break thy pate. Thou art a knave:
I’ll turn you, with your base comparisons,
Out of my doors.
Nicholas.
Do, do: there is not room
For Wendoll and for me both in one house.
Oh master, master, that Wendoll is a villain.
Frankford.
Ay, saucy!
Nicholas.
Strike, strike; do, strike; yet hear me: I am no fool,
I know a villain, when I see him act
Deeds of a villain. Master, master, that base slave
Enjoys my mistress, and dishonours you.
Frankford.
Thou hast killed me with a weapon whose sharp point
Hath pricked quite through and through my shivering heart:
Drops of cold sweat sit dangling on my hairs,
Like morning’s dew upon the golden flowers,
And I am plunged into strange agonies.
What didst thou say? If any word that touched
His credit or her reputation,
It is as hard to enter my belief
As Dives into heaven.
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