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There was no moon; only stars in a dark blue firmament. Black and flat
against the sky, the Herculeses and the bowed Atlases, the kilted Dianas
and the Venuses who concealed their charms with a two-handed gesture of
alluring modesty, stood, like as many petrified dancers, on the piers of
the balustrade. The stars looked between them. Below, in the blackness
of the plain, burned constellations of yellow lights. Unremittingly, the
croaking of frogs came up, thin, remote, but very clear, from invisible
waters.
“Nights like this,” said Mrs. Aldwinkle, halting and addressing herself
with intensity to Calamy, “make one understand the passion of the
South.” She had an alarming habit, when she spoke to any one at all
intimately or seriously, of approaching her face very close to that of
her interlocutor, opening her eyes to their fullest extent and staring
for a moment with the fixed penetrating stare of an oculist examining
his patient.
Like trucks at the tail of a suddenly braked locomotive, Mrs.
Aldwinkle’s guests came joltingly to a stop when she stopped.
Calamy nodded. “Quite,” he said, “quite.” Even in this faint starlight,
he noticed, Mrs. Aldwinkle’s eyes glittered alarmingly as she approached
her face to his.
“In this horrible bourgeois age”—Mrs. Aldwinkle’s vocabulary (like Mr.
Falx’s, though for different reasons) contained no word of bitterer
disparagement than “bourgeois”—“it’s only Southern people who still
understand or even, I believe, feel passion.” Mrs. Aldwinkle believed in
passion, passionately.
From behind the glowing red end of his cigar Mr. Cardan began to speak.
In the darkness his voice sounded more than ever ripe and fruity.
“You’re quite right,” he assured Mrs. Aldwinkle, “quite right. It’s the
climate, of course. The warmth has a double effect on the inhabitants,
direct and indirect. The direct effect needs no explaining; warmth calls
to warmth. It’s obvious. But the indirect is fully as important. In a
hot country one doesn’t care to work too hard. One works enough to keep
oneself alive (and it’s tolerably easy to keep alive under these stars),
and one cultivates long leisures. Now it’s sufficiently obvious that
practically the only thing that anybody who is not a philosopher can do
in his leisure is to make love. No serious-minded, hard-working man has
the time, the spare energy or the inclination to abandon himself to
passion. Passion can only flourish among the well-fed unemployed.
Consequently, except among women and men of the leisured class, passion
in all its luxuriant intricacy hardly exists in the hard-working North.
It is only among those whose desires and whose native idleness are
fostered by the cherishing Southern heat that it has flourished and
continues to flourish, as you rightly point out, my dear Lilian, even in
this burgess age.”
Mr. Cardan had hardly begun to speak before Mrs. Aldwinkle indignantly
moved on again. He outraged all her feelings.
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