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Hovenden looked uncomfortably from Mr. Cardan to Calamy, hoping that one
or other of them would answer for him.
“We shan’t be long,” said Calamy. “The time to drink a glass of wine,
that’s all. I’m not a bit tired, you know. And Cardan’s suggestion of
Chianti is very tempting.”
“Ah well,” said Mrs. Aldwinkle, “if you prefer a glass of wine....” She
turned away with a sad indignation and rustled off towards the door,
sweeping the tiled floor with the train of her velvet dress. Mr. Falx
and Miss Thriplow, who had been lingering impatiently near the door,
drew back in order that she might make her exit in full majesty. With a
face that looked very gravely out of the little window in her bell of
copper hair, Irene followed. The door closed behind them.
Calamy turned to Mr. Cardan. “If I prefer a glass of wine?” he repeated
on a note of interrogation. “But prefer it to what? She made it sound as
if I had had to make a momentous and eternal choice between her and a
pint of Chianti—and had chosen the Chianti. It passes my understanding.”
“Ah, but then you don’t know Lilian as well as I do,” said Mr. Cardan.
“And now, let’s go and hunt out that flask and some glasses in the
dining-room.”
Half-way up the stairs—they were a grand and solemn flight sloping
gradually upwards under a slanting tunnel of barrel vaulting—Mrs.
Aldwinkle paused. “I always think of them,” she said ecstatically,
“going up, coming down. Such a spectacle!”
“Who?” asked Mr. Falx.
“Those grand old people.”
“Oh, the tyrants.”
Mrs. Aldwinkle smiled pityingly. “And the poets, the scholars, the
philosophers, the painters, the musicians, the beautiful women. You
forget those, Mr. Falx.” She raised her hand, as though summoning their
spirits from the abyss. Psychical eyes might have seen a jewelled prince
with a nose like an ant-eater’s slowly descending between obsequious
human hedges. Behind him a company of buffoons and little hunch-backed
dwarfs, stepping cautiously, sidelong, from stair to stair....
“I forget nothing,” said Mr. Falx. “But I think tyrants are too high a
price to pay.”
Mrs. Aldwinkle sighed and resumed her climbing. “What a queer fellow
Calamy is, don’t you think?” she said, addressing herself to Miss
Thriplow. Mrs. Aldwinkle, who liked discussing other people’s characters
and who prided herself on her perspicacity and her psychological
intuition, found almost everybody “queer,” even, when she thought it
worth while discussing her, little Irene. She liked to think that every
one she knew was tremendously complicated; had strange and improbable
motives for his simplest actions, was moved by huge, dark passions;
cultivated secret vices; in a word, was larger than life and a good deal
more interesting. “What did you think of him, Mary?”
“Very intelligent,” thought Miss Thriplow.
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