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“Oh, of course, of course,” Mrs. Aldwinkle agreed almost impatiently;
that wasn’t anything much to talk about. “But one hears odd stories of
his amorous tastes, you know.” The party halted at the door of Mrs.
Aldwinkle’s room. “Perhaps that was one of the reasons,” she went on
mysteriously, “why he went travelling all that time—right away from
civilisation....” On such a theme a conversation might surely be almost
indefinitely protracted; the moment for uttering the final, fatal
good-night had not yet come.
Downstairs in the great saloon the three men were sitting over their red
wine. Mr. Cardan had already twice refilled his glass. Calamy was within
sight of the bottom of his first tumbler; young Lord Hovenden’s was
still more than half full. He was not a very accomplished drinker and
was afraid of being sick if he swallowed too much of this young and
generous brew.
“Bored, you’re just bored. That’s all it is,” Mr. Cardan was saying. He
looked at Calamy over the top of his glass and took another sip, as
though to his health. “You haven’t met any one of late who took your
fancy; that’s all. Unless, of course, it’s a case of catarrh in the bile
ducts.”
“It’s neither,” said Calamy, smiling.
“Or perhaps it’s the first great climacteric. You don’t happen to be
thirty-five, I suppose? Five times seven—a most formidable age. Though
not quite so serious as sixty-three. That’s the grand climacteric.” Mr.
Cardan shook his head. “Thank the Lord, I got past it without dying, or
joining the Church of Rome, or getting married. Thank the Lord; but
you?”
“I’m thirty-three,” said Calamy.
“A most harmless time of life. Then it’s just boredom. You’ll meet some
little ravishment and all the zest will return.”
Young Lord Hovenden laughed in a very ventriloquial, man-of-the-worldly
fashion.
Calamy shook his head. “But I don’t really want it to return,” he said.
“I don’t want to succumb to any more little ravishments. It’s too
stupid; it’s too childish. I used to think that there was something
rather admirable and enviable about being an _homme à bonnes fortunes_.
Don Juan has an honoured place in literature; it’s thought only natural
that a Casanova should complacently boast of his successes. I accepted
the current view and when I was lucky in love—and I’ve always been only
too deplorably fortunate—I used to think the more highly of myself.”
“We have all thought the same,” said Mr. Cardan. “The weakness is a
pardonable one.”
Lord Hovenden nodded and took a sip of wine to show that he entirely
agreed with the last speaker.
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