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From what Mrs. Aldwinkle had said about him Miss Thriplow flattered
herself that she knew just the sort of man he was. Rich, handsome and
what an amorist! Mrs. Aldwinkle had dwelt, of course, very lengthily and
admiringly on that last quality. The smartest hostesses pursued him; he
was popular in the best and most brilliant sets. But not a mere social
butterfly, Mrs. Aldwinkle had insisted. On the contrary, intelligent,
fundamentally serious, interested in the arts and so on. Moreover, he
had left London at the height of his success and gone travelling round
the world to improve his mind. Yes, Calamy was thoroughly serious. Miss
Thriplow had taken all this with a grain of salt; she knew Mrs.
Aldwinkle’s weakness for being acquainted with great men and her habit,
when the admittedly Great were lacking, of promoting her common
acquaintances to the rank of greatness. Deducting the usual seventy-five
per cent. rebate from Mrs. Aldwinkle’s encomiums, she pictured to
herself a Calamy who was one of Nature’s Guardsmen, touched, as
Guardsmen sometimes are, with that awed and simple reverence for the
mysteries of art, which makes these aristocratic autodidacts frequent
the drawing-rooms where highbrows are to be found, makes them ask poets
out to expensive meals, makes them buy cubist drawings, makes them even
try, in secret, to write verses and paint themselves. Yes, yes, Miss
Thriplow thought, she perfectly knew the type. That was why she had made
these preparations—put on that masterpiece of a fashionable black dress,
those pearls, those rings; that was why she had donned, at the same
time, the dashing manner of one of those brilliant, equivocal-looking,
high-born young women at whose expense, according to Mrs. Aldwinkle, he
had scored his greatest amorous triumphs. For Miss Thriplow didn’t want
to owe any of her success with this young man—and she liked to be
successful with everybody—to the fact that she was a female novelist of
good repute. She wanted, since he was one of Nature’s Guardsmen with a
fortuitous weakness for artists, to present herself to him as one of
Nature’s Guardswomen with a talent for writing equally fortuitous and
unessential. She wanted to show him that, after all, she was quite up to
all this social business, even though she _had_ been poor once, and a
governess at that (and, knowing her, Miss Thriplow was sure that Mrs.
Aldwinkle couldn’t have failed to tell him that). She would meet him on
level terms, as Guardswoman to Guardsman. Afterwards, when he had liked
her for her Guardish qualities, they could get down to art and he could
begin to admire her as a stylist as well as a brilliant young woman of
his own sort.
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