Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“'Boys, do you know whut's ailin' them pore mistreated little
field-pieces down yonder? Well, I'll tell you. They're Confederate guns,
born, bred, and baptised; and they're cravin' fur Confederate hands to
pet 'em. It mout be this'll be the last chance a Southern soldier
will ever git to fire a Southern gun. Who'll go 'long with me fur one
farewell sashay with our own cannons?'
“In another minute eight or ten of our command were pilin' off their
horses and tearin' down that little hill behind Vince Hawley and bustin'
in amongst the Mexies and laying violent but affectionate hands on
one of the twelve-pounders. Right off, the natives perceived whut our
fellers wanted to do and they fell back and gave 'em elbow-room. Honest,
son, it seemed like that field-piece recognised her own kind of folks,
even 'way off there on the aidge of a Mexican desert, and strove to
respond to their wishes. The boys throwed a charge into her and Hawley
sighted her and then--kerboom--off she went!
“Off the Imperial forces went, too. The charge landed right in amongst
their front ranks ez they were advancin'--it happened to be their turn
to charge--takin' 'em absolutely by surprise. There was a profound
scatteration and then spontaneous-like the enemy seemed to come to a
realisation of the fact that the other side had broke all the rules and
was actually tryin' to do 'em a real damage. With one accord they turned
tail and started in the general direction of the Isthmus of Panama.
Ef they kept up the rate of travel at which they started, they arrived
there inside of a week, too--or mebbe even sooner. I s'pose it depended
largely on whether their feet held out.
“Hawley and his gang run the gun forward to the crest of a little swale
ready to give the retreatin' forces another treatment in case they
should rally and re-form, but a second dose wasn't needed. Howsomever,
before the squad came back, they scouted acrost the field to see whut
execution their lone charge had done. Near to where the shell had busted
they gathered up six skeered soldiers--fellers that had dropped down,
skeered but unhurt, when the smash come and had been layin' there in a
hollow in the ground, fearin' the worst and hopin' fur the best. So
they brung 'em back in with 'em and turned 'em over to the Liberals ez
prisoners of war.
“The rest of us were canterin' down on the flat by now. We arrived in
time to observe that some of the victorious Liberals were engaged in
lashin' the prisoners' elbows together with ropes, behind their backs,
and that whut looked like a firin' squad was linin' up conveniently
clos't by. Billy Priest went and located a feller that could interpret
after a fashion and inquired whut was the idea. The interpreter feller
explained that the idea was to line them six prisoners up and shoot 'em
to death.
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