Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“'Boys,' says Billy, turnin' to us, 'I'm afeared we'll have to interfere
with the contemplated festivalities. Our friends are too gently-inclined
durin' the hostilities and too blame' bloodthirsty afterward to suit
me. Let us bid an adieu to 'em and purceed upon our way. But first,' he
says, 'let us break into the picture long enough to save those six poor
devils standin' over there in a row, all tied up like beef-critters fur
the butcher.'
“So we rid in betwixt the condemned and the firin' squad and by various
devices such ez drawin' our carbines and our six-shooters, we made plain
our purpose. At that a wave of disappointment run right through the
whole army. You could see it travellin' frum face to face under the dirt
that was on said faces. Even the prisoners seemed a trifle put-out and
downcasted. Later we found out why. But nobody offered to raise a hand
ag'inst us.
“'All right then,' says Billy Priest, 'so fur so good. And now I think
we'd better be resumin' our journey, takin' our captives with us. I've
got a presentiment,' he says, 'that they'd probably enjoy better health
travellin' along with us than they would stayin' on with these here
Liberals.'
“'How about them four field-pieces?' says one of the boys, speakin' up.
'There's plenty of hosses to haul 'em. Hadn't we better take them along
with us, too? They'll git awful lonesome bein' left in such scurvy
company--poor little things!'
“'No,' says Billy, 'I reckin that wouldn't be right. The prisoners are
our'n by right of capture, but the guns ain't. These fellers bought 'em
off Shelby's brigade and they're entitled to keep 'em. But before we
depart,' he says, 'it mout not be a bad idea to tinker with 'em a little
with a view to sort of puttin' 'em out of commission fur the time bein'.
Our late hosts mout take a notion to turn 'em on us, ez we are goin'
away frum 'em and there's a bare chance,' he says, 'that they might hit
some of us--by accident.'
“So we tinkered with the guns and then we moved out in hollow formation
with the six prisoners marchin' along in the middle and not a soul
undertakin' to halt us ez we went. On the whole them Liberals seemed
right pleased to get shet of us. But when we'd gone along fur a mile or
so, one of the Mexicans flopped down on his knees and begin to jabber.
And then the other five follered suit and jabbered with him. After
'while it dawned on us that they were beggin' us to kill 'em quick and
not torture 'em, they thinkin' we'd only saved 'em frum bein' shot in
order to do something much more painful to 'em at our leisure. So then
four or five of the boys dropped down off their mounts and untied 'em
and faced 'em about so the open country was in front of 'em and give
'em a friendly kick or two frum behind ez a notice to 'em to be on their
way. They lit out into the scrub and were gone the same ez ef they'd
been so many Molly Cottontails.
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