Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange — John Shaqi
Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I have said it, and I'll stand to it;”--continued Ned; “and when you
got up, as you did, with my help, you went over to Ralph, patted him on
the back, and, said you,--'Well done, cousin,--I didn't think it was in
thee!' You added, with an oath, it was the best and fairest fall you had
seen for years past;--that it nearly drove the breath out of your body;
and then you patted him on the back again. After this, you both sat
down, talked, sung, and,--by-and-bye,--began to broach something about
back-sword.”
“Likely enough, an't it, Harry?” said Ralph.
“I don't believe a word o' the story,” replied Harry;--“but I'll hear it
out.”
“I did not ask you to believe it,” said Creese; “but there's special
evidence on your head, as well as on your cousin's, that you played at
it, long and lustily.”
“And which won?” enquired Ralph.
“Both of you lost blood, as well as temper, at last,” replied Creese;
“but, I remember, Harry gave you the first broken head.”
“Never!” replied Ralph, “it never lay in his shoes: he may be as good a
wrestler, or better; but scores of men, that my cousin Harry have often
and often given his head to, never could touch me.”
“Well! be that as it may,” said the landlord, “he certainly had you last
night, Ralph, or I'm out of my senses. Why, I remember it as well as if
it was but a minute ago:--you broke open the glass buffet, in which the
two sticks my uncle and father won the grand match with--Wilts against
Somerset--was stuck up, among the china, with silver mountings, and
decorated with green ribbons, cut out like laurel-leaves;--and you said
they were the best sticks you ever broke a head with: and when Harry cut
your ear, and I cried out 'A bout, a bout!' and put the poker between
you, you shook Harry's hand, and said you admired him, for he had done
what no man ever had attempted--namely--hit you under your best guard.”
“Ha! ha! ha!” shouted Harry. “Odds buttons! Ralph, but there seems to
be some truth in this though, for your ear is cut up, sure enough then,
clean as a whistle; it must ha; been done as Creese says.”
Ralph put his hand up to his ear, and, like Lord Burleigh, in The
Critic, shook his head and said nothing.
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