Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“He hath a spur in his head,” said Billy Norman to himself, as Cuddle
disappeared down the road; “I hope nought but good may happen him; for
he's one of the right sort, if he had it.” The roads were dry and hard,
the air serene, and Billy stood listening, for a few minutes, to the
sounds of the horse's feet; he soon felt convinced, by the cadences,
that Caddy Cuddle was increasing, rather than diminishing, his speed.
The beat of the hoofs became, at length, barely audible; it gradually
died away; and Norman was going in to light his pipe, when he thought he
heard the sounds again. He put his hand behind his ear, held his breath,
and, in a few moments, felt satisfied that Caddy Cuddle had taken the
wrong turning, and was working back, by a circular route, toward
Caddy Castle again. As he approached nearer, Norman began to entertain
apprehensions that Cuddle's horse had run away with him, in consequence
of the violent pace, at which, it was clear, from the sound of its feet,
that the animal was going. Norman stepped off the pathway into the road,
and prepared to hail Cuddle, as he passed, and ascertain, if possible,
what really was the matter. The horse and his rider came on nearly
at full speed, and Norman shouted, with all his might,--“Holloa! hoy!
stop!”
“I carry arms! I carry arms!” cried Cuddle, urging his horse forward
with all his might.
“Zauns!” exclaimed Norman, “he takes I for a highwayman!--He must ha'
mistook the road, that's certain; the horse can't ha' run away wi' un,
or a'uldn't kick un so.--Sailor, you be out o' your latitude.”
The circle, which Caddy Cuddle had made, was about two miles in
circumference: he went precisely in the same direction again, without,
in the least, suspecting his error; and having, as he thought, mastered
four miles of his road homeward, and given his horse a tolerable
breathing, he began to pull up by degrees, as he, for the second time,
approached the little rustic lodge of Caddy Park, from which he had
issued at his departure. Norman again hailed him, for he felt tolerably
satisfied that Caddy carried no other arms than those with which Nature
had endowed him. Caddy now knew the voice, and pulled up:--“Who's
there?” said he; “A friend, I think; for I remember your tone.--Who are
you, honest man?”
“Heaven help us, Mr. Cuddle!” exclaimed Norman, “Are'ee mad, sir, or
how?”
“Why, nipperkins! Norman, is it you?”
“Ay, truly.”
“And how got you here?--I thought nothing had passed me on the road.
Where are you going, honest Norman?”
“Going!--I be going no-where,” replied the gate-keeper; “I be here,
where you left me. Why, doant'ee know, that you ha' been working
round and round, just like a horse in a mill?--And after all this
helter-skelter work, here you be, just where you were!”
“D--n the spectacles, then!” said Cuddle; “and confound all
innovators!--Why couldn't they let the country alone?--I've taken the
wrong turning, I suppose?”
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