Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Yeas,--I reckon't must be summat o' that kind:--there be four to the
right, out o' the strait road, across the common; the three first do
bring'ee round this way, t'other takes'ee home:--but, odds! Muster
Cuddle! do'ee get off!--Here be a girth broke,--and t'other as old as
my hat, and half worn through, as'tis.--Oh! you must go back; you must,
truly, go back to the stables, and put the tackle in order.”
Cuddle seemed rather loath to return, but old Norman was inflexible: he
led the horse inside the gate, which he safely locked, and put the key
in his pocket, and then hobbled along, by the side of Caddy, toward the
stables. As he passed the outer door of the house, he whispered to the
porter, his fears for Cuddle's safety, if he were suffered to depart
again, and begged that the porter would contrive to let his master be
made acquainted with the circumstance of Caddy's ride.
The information was immediately conveyed to the dining-room, and
half-a-dozen gentlemen, with the Honourable Charles Caddy at their
head, immediately proceeded to the stables, where they found Cuddle,
perspiring very copiously, and endeavouring to obtain information for
his guidance, in his contemplated journey, from those, who were, from
the same cause, as incapable of giving, as Cuddle was of following,
correct directions. The Honourable Charles Caddy, in spite of his good
breeding, could not help laughing, when he heard Cuddle's account of the
affair; but he very judiciously insisted on Cuddle's remaining at the
Castle until morning. Caddy vowed that he would acquiesce only on one
condition; which was, that a servant should be immediately dispatched to
his cottage, to allay the fears of Mrs. Watermark; and that such servant
should be specially enjoined, not to blab a word of his mishap, to the
good old gentlewoman. “If he should,” said Cuddle, “Mrs. Watermark will
be terrified, and we shall have her here before morning, even if she
walk all the way.”
It was in vain that the Honourable Charles Caddy and his visitors
entreated Caddy Cuddle to return to the table; he preferred retiring to
rest at once. “You must put up with one of the ancient bed-rooms, cousin
Cuddle,” said the Honourable Charles Caddy; “but you fear no ghosts, I
apprehend?”
“Nipperkins! not I!” replied Cuddle. “If I am to sleep out of my own
bed, I care not if you place me in the most alarming room in the Castle.
To confess the truth,--but this under the rose, cousin,--I feel a touch
of the influence of Bacchus, and '_dulce periculum est,_' you know, when
that's the case.”
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