Three men on the bummelJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Three men on the bummel
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Bicycle touring -- Fiction; Black Forest (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Be the explanation what it may, however, nothing alters the fact that
Mrs. Harris did jump off, while Harris pedalled away hard, under the
impression she was still behind him. It appears that at first she
thought he was riding up the hill merely to show off. They were both
young in those days, and he used to do that sort of thing. She expected
him to spring to earth on reaching the summit, and lean in a careless and
graceful attitude against the machine, waiting for her. When, on the
contrary, she saw him pass the summit and proceed rapidly down a long and
steep incline, she was seized, first with surprise, secondly with
indignation, and lastly with alarm. She ran to the top of the hill and
shouted, but he never turned his head. She watched him disappear into a
wood a mile and a half distant, and then sat down and cried. They had
had a slight difference that morning, and she wondered if he had taken it
seriously and intended desertion. She had no money; she knew no Dutch.
People passed, and seemed sorry for her; she tried to make them
understand what had happened. They gathered that she had lost something,
but could not grasp what. They took her to the nearest village, and
found a policeman for her. He concluded from her pantomime that some man
had stolen her bicycle. They put the telegraph into operation, and
discovered in a village four miles off an unfortunate boy riding a lady's
machine of an obsolete pattern. They brought him to her in a cart, but
as she did not appear to want either him or his bicycle they let him go
again, and resigned themselves to bewilderment.
Meanwhile, Harris continued his ride with much enjoyment. It seemed to
him that he had suddenly become a stronger, and in every way a more
capable cyclist. Said he to what he thought was Mrs. Harris:
"I haven't felt this machine so light for months. It's this air, I
think; it's doing me good."
Then he told her not to be afraid, and he would show her how fast he
_could_ go. He bent down over the handles, and put his heart into his
work. The bicycle bounded over the road like a thing of life; farmhouses
and churches, dogs and chickens came to him and passed. Old folks stood
and gazed at him, the children cheered him.
In this way he sped merrily onward for about five miles. Then, as he
explains it, the feeling began to grow upon him that something was wrong.
He was not surprised at the silence; the wind was blowing strongly, and
the machine was rattling a good deal. It was a sense of void that came
upon him. He stretched out his hand behind him, and felt; there was
nothing there but space. He jumped, or rather fell off, and looked back
up the road; it stretched white and straight through the dark wood, and
not a living soul could be seen upon it. He remounted, and rode back up
the hill. In ten minutes he came to where the road broke into four;
there he dismounted and tried to remember which fork he had come down.
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