Italian drama -- Translations into English; Pirandello, Luigi, 1867-1936 -- Translations into English
A SECOND GENTLEMAN. Not exactly to a T! Not exactly to a T!
In the case you mention the man didn't marry again. Here,
this man Ponza is living with another woman....
LAUDISI (_his face brightening with a new idea that has
suddenly come to him_). I have it, ladies and gentlemen! Did
you hear that? It's perfectly simple. Dear me, as simple as
Columbus's egg!
EVERYBODY. What? What? What? What?
THE SECOND GENTLEMAN. What did I say? I didn't realize it
was important.
LAUDISI. Just a moment, ladies and gentlemen! (_Turning to
Agazzi_): Is the prefect coming here, by chance?
AGAZZI. Yes, we were expecting him. But what's the new idea?
LAUDISI. Why, you were bringing him here to talk with
Signora Frola. So far, he is standing by Ponza. When he has
talked with the old lady, he'll know whether to believe
Ponza or her. That's _your_ idea! Well, I've thought of
something better that the prefect can do. Something that he
only can do.
EVERYBODY. What is it? What is it? What is it?
LAUDISI (_triumphantly_). Why, this wife of Ponza's, of
course ... at least, the woman he is living with! What this
gentleman said suggested the idea to me.
SIRELLI. Get the second woman to talk? Of course! Of course!
DINA. But how can we, when she is kept under lock and key?
LAUDISI. Why, the prefect can use his authority--order her
to speak!
AMALIA. Certainly, she is the one who can clear up the whole
mystery.
SIGNORA SIRELLI. I don't believe it. She'll say just what
her husband tells her to say.
LAUDISI. Of course, if she were to speak in his presence of
course!
SIRELLI. She must speak with the prefect privately, all by
himself.
AGAZZI. And the prefect, as the final authority over the
man, will insist that the wife make a formal explicit
statement before him. Of course, of course! What do you say,
Commissioner?
COMMISSIONER. Why certainly, there's no doubt that if the
prefect were so inclined....
AGAZZI. It is the only way out of it, after all. We ought to
'phone him and explain that he needn't go to the trouble of
coming here. You attend to that, will you, Commissioner?
COMMISSIONER. Very glad to! My compliments, ladies! Good
afternoon, gentlemen!
SIGNORA SIRELLI. A good idea for once, Laudisi.
DINA. Oh, Nunky, how clever of you! Wise old Nunky!
THE COMPANY. The only way out of it! Yes! Yes! Fine! At
last!
AGAZZI. Curious none of us thought of that before!
SIRELLI. Not so curious! None of us ever set eyes on the
woman. She might as well be in another world, poor girl.
LAUDISI (_as though suddenly impressed by this latter
reflection_). In another world? Why yes,--are you really
sure there is such a woman?
AMALIA. Oh I say! Please, please, Lamberto!
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