afterwards made Nan May’s little shop a bedazzlement to the wayfarer, and
furnished Johnny with the first painting job he ever grew tired of. But
newcomers were rare in the neighbourhood, for it was a colony apart, with
independent manners and habits of thought. True, it had its own
divisions and differences: as, for instance, on the question whether or
not the association of the paint-pot and brush with the Sunday paper were
sinful; but these divisions were purely internal, and nothing was heard
of them beyond the boundaries.
But paint was something more than a recreation and an instrument of
social amenity. It furnished the colony with an equivalent of high
finance, wherein all the operations proper to Money and Credit (as spelt
with capital initials) were reflected in Paint. For it was a permanent
condition of life in Harbour Lane and thereabouts, that everybody owed
everybody else some amount of Paint, and was owed Paint, in his turn, by
others. So that a complicated system of exchange prevailed, in which
verbal bills and cheques were drawn. As thus, to make a simple case:
“’Ullo, Bill, what about that pot o’ paint?”
“Well, I was goin’ to bring it round to-night.”
“All right. But don’t bring it to me—take it to George. Ye see, I owe
Jim a bit o’ paint, an’ ’e owes Joe a bit, an’ Joe owes George a bit. So
that’ll make it right all round. Don’t forget!”
With many such arrangements synchronising, crossing and mixing with each
other, and made intricate by differing degrees and manners of debit and
credit between Bill and George and Jim and Joe, the unlikely subject of
Paint became involved in a mathematical web of exceeding interest, a
small image of the Money Market, a sort of chaos by double entry wherein
few operators were able to strike a balance at a moment, and most were
vaguely uncertain whether their accounts inclined toward an affluence of
Paint or toward sheer bankruptcy. An exciting result attained without
the aid of capital, and with no serious hurt to anybody.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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