“There you got it! Struck the nail square on the head, Cap’n. You’ve
got to make yourself want to. You ain’t too young to learn, neither.
Gracious! I wisht somebody’d told me what I’m tellin’ you, when I was
’bout your age. I’ve kind o’ reasoned it out, watchin’ folks an’ their
doin’s, an’ noticin’ how I try an’ squirm out o’ doin’ things. The’s
two folks in ev’rybody, Cap’n; a lazy, good-fer-nothin’ sort o’ a chap,
that won’t do nothin’ in school, nor anywheres else if he c’n help it,
an’ there’s a smart, good, up-an’-a-goin’ feller ’at’s anxious to git
along in the world. I know ’em both inside o’ me. An’ ol’ lazybones
come nigh onto ruinin’ me when I was a boy. Lord! I jes’ wouldn’ work!
Ust t’ lie half th’ day in the sun an’ think o’ nothin’, when I’d ought
t’ been hoein’ corn. Then I’d come in an’—say I had the backache,
or th’ headache or—mos’ anythin’ I could think of. Ol’ lazybones is
an awful liar, Cap’n. You don’t want t’ listen to anythin’ he says.
You want to shet him up an’ keep him shet. He’ll lead a man t’ drink
an’ to steal other folks’ time an’ money; he’s meaner’n pusley an’
slyer’n—well, he’s s’ durned sly, Cap’n, that you gotta be on his track
all the endurin’ while.”
“Do you think I’ve got two folks in me, Peg?” asked Jimmy, laying his
hand over the pit of his stomach with a worried look.
“I’m reelly ’fraid ye have, Cap’n,” said Peg firmly. “I never see
anybody ’at hadn’t. But ef you git th’ upper han’ o’ ol’ lazybones
now’t you’re small, you won’t have much trouble with him.”
“I’m not small, Peg,” Jimmy corrected him. “You said I was large
an’—an’ hefty fer my age.”
“Sure you be, Cap’n, but you ain’t reelly a man growed. That’s what I
mean, an’ I want you should grow up into an A number one man, full o’
grit an’ gumption. An’ you can’t do it unless you start right. You see,
Cap’n, I’m gittin’ ’long in life an’ I’ve figgered it out ’at ’bout six
folks out o’ every ten kind o’ see-saws back an’ forth betwixt bein’
lazy an’ lyin’ an’ no ’count, an’ bein’ industrious an’ truthful. Folks
like that gits ’long so-so; they don’t hev no partickler good luck—ol’
lazybones keeps ’em f’om that; but they don’t git nowheres neither,
’cause they don’t stick to biz. Then the’s ’bout three out o’ ev’y ten
thet gives right up to ol’ lazybones f’om the start; an’ he runs ’em
right into th’ ground ’s fas’ ’s possible. The tenth man, he stomps
on ol’ lazybones ev’ry time he opens his head t’ speak, an’ bimeby he
gits on the right track s’ stiddy an’ constant ’at nobody c’n stop ’im.
An’ he’s the one thet gits thar! I want you should be that kind o’ a
man, Cap’n. An’ that’s one reason I give you that book o’ Vallable
Info’mation. It’ll help you to kind o’ think over differ’nt things that
happens. Now I’ll bet you won’t lose another letter in a hurry.”
“No, I won’t,” Jimmy said earnestly. “An’ I’m goin’ to try an’ stomp on
ol’ lazybones.”
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